NoMan

I’m a bossy bottom.

You’re hurting my feelings.

BOTTLE OPENER! WHERE IS IT?

It’s like using whatever bathroom you feel fits you at the moment You know what I meant so “proper” punctuation is just an elitist concept anybody seen my bottle opener?

Hear that bell? It means school is in session. Someone doesn’t understand Post Post Modernism. (Or Situationism at the very least). The “non-uniqueness” of my “avatar” is what makes it the most unique avatar here. Hear that bell? School dismissed.

I kinda resent that the celebration around my 3000th post has been dismissed as a “ Friday thread.” We need to encourage members to hang out and not leave after 46 posts and what better way than to get me a Rom Space Knight action figure in honor of my 3000th post. Remember that someone needs to buy our collections one day in the not so distant future and if everyone is chased off, well, no new blood.

I like you. I honestly do. Will you buy me a Rom Space Knight action figure?

That got them 5 years? Seeing a PIN number, finding atm card? Stealing money? knew a girl killed some one drunk driving only got 2 1/2 years. Justice system is weird. But yeah, I just try to put myself in other’s shoes. These people have been abandoned by everyone so I write letters. Try to make em laugh. I’d appreciate someone doing that for me.

No. To be honest they are the wife’s friends so they became my friends when we tied the knot and all that. Just trying to help in the rehabilitation process is all. We all make mistakes, some a lot worse than others.

Sure. Just putting off writing my acquaintances in prison is all. They have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD to write and I’m busy. Anybody want to help me write ‘em. Both are in for murder.

There were a few. The jocks ruined it. I was there. I know.

Does one secrete Newb Relief from your man boobs after a certain amount of posts? You gonna get me a Rom Space Knight action figure or not?

There were comic before Action #1, you know? The jocks were the one who started buying Action #1.

Online forum??? You just cemented your newbness right there. I’m embarrassed for you, newb.

Fine, it’s not a milestone. Can I do the “work” with a Rom Space Knight action figure by my side “to get there?”

If you weren’t in communications with William Gaines by 1980, you’re a newb.

ROM Space Knight Action figures for EVERYONE!

Once I get PSA to do their encapsulation, fecal smell won't be an issue. That baby's just gonna go up in price. Until the Chinese buy it from me for big bucks and I can send everyone's kid to college

I know.

Your tough time is welcome because, with you, I still feel the love. And I love you back. Ain't no thing. Post count don't mean a thing, it's the quality of said posts. My posts are indelibly quality-ridden. Everyone that's anyone agrees on this.

I just want a Rom Spaceknight Action figure. Don't care if comes from the resident a-hole.

Rude!

I was kinda thinken’ nobody would notice. Besides it’s the thought that counts.

Uh oh. Trouble coming my way.