Illiterati-migration

Hey you bonghead! Just watch my smoke! Are we Cheech and Chong now?!?!?!

WOW........that must have been some crazy stuff ........were a lot of people banned? We call them "The Killing Days"... the days leading up to and just after the "Christmas Day Massacre". Many Forumites lost their lives during that time... many lost their lunches... a few lost their minds. It was like Salem, Massachusetts... the horror... the horror... 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 Forum Members BURNED that day, I tell you! Their cries for mercy went unheard! Their screams of pain and anguish were ignored! Now, they are shadows... forever doomed to lurk the message board posting drivel about how great the new Batman run is and how the CGC market is crashing and how they will give up their cars for comic books. Dark days, indeed.

Is it something I can go back and read to find out what was going on? You guys have peaked my curiosity. I'm pretty sure the records were burned and their ashes urinated upon.

BTW, just kidding. Iron Man would be cool. It'll never happen, but it would be very cool.

I'm inclined to agree with povertyrow -- Ummmm, excuse me... we're TRYING to chatter mindlessly like colobus monkeys here. Sheesh, the nerve of some people.

"n the day" -what a tool! At least he's not "n'Sync"! Ooooooo stone cold.

Sniff! That was me in my glory days! ROFL I can't believe you can identify yourself by a two-word quote. That's hilarious... and very, very, very scary.

OK - I think this one has read Dante! My favorite quote from a board member: "Damn student!"

Christmas Day Massacre???........I'm afraid to ask. Aye, many a Forum member fell that day... Greggy is still suffering from the PTSD. Makes me wish I would have found this place a month earlier......or does it? Give it a day. You'll be wishing you had never found this place. Welcome to the Forum........ OF THE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OhjesusI'mhypertonight.

Are the boards always this crazy? Mouse, it used to be a lot better (crazier) around here... that is, until the >dramatic pause for effect< CHRISTMAS DAY MASSACRE. :::dum dum duuuuum!:::

You betcha! 'cause I OWN him...or at least one - in a most favorable garde. :::bows deeply::: Just keep me in mind when you see early 80's DC.......... And he really is a handsome boy, isn't he? Greggy scoffed at that book. The [!@#%^&^]. I think the rosy cheeks turned him off... go figure. (Plus he said something about the "cover gloss"... I would have explained it to him, but who has the energy for that sort of undertaking?)

You have to be the Green Mask and pretend you are TOO TIRED to do ANYTHING! You dare take his name in vain?!?!??!

(sometimes you cannot do much - like when a book is LITERALLY drawn and quartered) DRAWN and quartered??? Oh man, I'm on a roll tonight! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh god, the loneliness... the crippling loneliness.......

Yes, unlike others, I am stick to my resolution! Yes Greggy, you are stick to your resolution. (Where did you people FIND this guy??)

Greggy, what the hell was that? It looked like you were trying to positively contribute to the board for a second there. Knock it off!

off topic, but I saw your quote in the post. Ever read a book called To Reign in Hell by Steven Brust? A great "fantasy/thriller" about the creation of Heaven and Hell and how Lucifer, Satan, etc...started out on the "good" side!! That is a VERY fun read... but I don't think it would go over real big 'round these parts seein' how there's no pictures.

Damn, the schooling in Canada is not that good! Don't worry Greggy, you get taken to school every day on these boards. See? Just like that right there!

No, no. The hissy fits that I have read in the box are some of the funniest things I've ever seen on these boards. Sooooo funny to see people melt down in so public a fashion! Heeeelarious! Donut, drop a couple f-bombs, mock the guy with the short fuse, then talk about the size of Greggy's genitals and you're IN, baby!

GET 'EM, RICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jan and Zana Wait wait wait. I thought it was Zan and Jayna? And beastiality?!?! They were TWINS for cod's sake! That's a whole NEW area of sexual deviance! Reminds me of a quote from The Onion (www.theonion.com): "Aren't those Skywalker twins cute? And such sexual tension between them!"

Happy Belated Birthday, Major Khaos!!!! Sorry we missed it. Pardon while I dry my wee, beady eyes... Okay, now that I've got that taken care of... you can send gifts (in the form of Bronze Age Beauties... not to be confused with the Golden Girls who are Bronzed Aged Beauties... Rue Mclanahananan! Le rowr-rowr!) to my address here in the Armpit of America! Did anyone else think that I was going to type ..."(in the form of.... A BUCKET OF WATER! WONDERTWINPOWERS, ACTIVATE!!!!)"? That is, of course, syntactically different than what the Wondertwins would have said... if they said it that way, would their powers have worked? Did they have syntax-based powers? Because man, if they did...

Skakel, the 41-year-old nephew of Robert F. Kennedy's widow, Ethel, was convicted of murder on June 7. I think the real tragedy here, and on this message board in general, is that June 7th was my birthday and apparently none of you bothered to wish me a happy one. I mean, sure, I just discovered this board two weeks ago, but honestly, people! Feelings are hurt here! It was my BIRTHDAY for cod's sake!

And were you not the one who said that Paris, France did not exist??? That comment was so absurd & yet so laughable. Okay, now THAT'S the sort of thing that will send Random New Guy running for the hills. Besides, they have message boards for people who don't believe that major cities actually exist. I just got back from the "Boise, Idaho is the new Atlantis" board myself. Now THOSE guys have got things together. -Logan

What about Oberon from Justice League International/America/Europe/International Again/ Task Force/ WhatTheHellWereTheyThinkingAnyway? Didn't he have some torrid affair with Fire, the flame-belching-green-haired-latent-lesbian? Well, he was a dwarf, but we are apparently tossing dwarves in with the "midget" crowd. (Did I just say "tossing dwarves"?) -Logan

Oh and another thing, I was just checking "who's online" and I have noticed a good amount of new users. I wonder if this kind of stuff scares them off Yeah. "Scares them off"... I can't speak for anyone else, but I've been around the internet long enough now (9 years... can someone PLEASE peel me out of this chair??) to recognize a bona fide "Message Board Hissy Fit ©." Really, all that I'm getting from all this whining and caterwauling is that I'm going to be MUUUUCH more careful about who I buy from on Ebay. Well, at least I'm going to be MUUUUCH more careful about not buying from certain people. Not that anyone is protesting too much. Noooo. Not that I'm starting to believe the accusations. Nononono. Well, yes. Wait, what was this thread about to begin with? Seriously though, I've really enjoyed reading most of the threads throughout these boards the last few days... and I was almost impressed by the relative lack of in-fighting. Regardless, I won't judge the whole on the basis of a few twits. On to a REAL topic: how about that market crash?!?! I mean, I noticed there are ONLY 43 billion comics for sale on Ebay this afternoon! RUN! Sell 'em all for a buck! Cut your losses and run! (and call me, I've got a couple bucks to burn). -Logan