Illiterati-migration

I read what I like and I like what I read! (Except for that Gen X... what the hell was with that "Mondo" guy, anyway?? Did he EVER make an appearance? He was like an NFL first-round draft pick on the first day of camp... nowhere to be found.)

Kudos to the 'House for STELLAR service in safely delivering my Archives! Granted, I could have done without the naked photos of the very tall man... and the heavily-worn underwear was a little much... But the books are great! (So are the other 40 or 50 I've purchased from him in the last few months... did I mention them here yet?)

Hey everybody.... I really really REALLY do need to find out if anyone has ever heard of these. Anybody ????? Do you want us all to say, "No, Ian, I have not heard of these." Will that help? I'll go first: NO, IAN, I HAVE NOT HEARD OF THESE.[/i]

Now you're getting silly........... "Collecting every Matter-Eater Lad appearance"? (Not that he was in LOSH 300, mind you...)

Now I wonder why that made me laugh so much By the way, I like your pic of the little man with the anvil falling on his head. Even that made me laugh too. (You can thank Beyonder for the avatar, btw. )

No it's actually genuinely frustrating me that no-one can identify it properly If I recall, it was a black & white flyer with a little bit of original comic art introducing the concept... but I can't say for sure as I sold most all of my 3,500 copies to Metropolis a few weeks ago.

It's been "absolutely fabulous" lately reading about which TV programs we like, what our pets look like, what we look like, what we all do for a living, etc etc etc, but I wish someone could answer this. It's even got Metarog stumped. You couldn't just say "bump"?

PROVE IT. Go on......... PROVE IT. I challenge you. Dear Lord you're dense. Do you have any sense of humor?? Have you ever heard of sarcasm?? off! We should be so lucky.

Well, Darth, you should indulge young mini-Darth in every way possible! If the boy wants Sizzler, buy him a stockyard! It is high time for "Cannonball Run 3"! I could grow a mustache, surly attitude, and more chest hair than a yak and be the next Burt Reynolds! Yes!!! I love it when a plan comes together.

Thank you! Welcome to the boards Jamie and I'm glad to deal once again overseas! Darth, I just have to tell you: In that picture, Baby Logan has not only the hat and rosy cheeks but also the wild-eyed rabidity of Dom Deluise at the Sizzler on two-for-one Thursdays. Just freaks me out a little, that's all.

I got a biiiig box full of smaller boxes and short, curly hairs in the mail today! And I got another box from 'House. Best transaction ever. I'd say it was better than sex, but let's be real here, I read comic books. What do I know about sex? FRANKLIN RICHARDS WAS BORN OF AN IMMACULATE CONCEPTION... and isn't that a damned shame? THANKS, 'HOUSE! (There, I left your damned Kudos. Now please, let my family go!)

So where's the new avatar I sent you?!?!?!?!

If you go back to look at the chapter, you'll see that you are now officially a part of Crisis. Whoo-hoo!!! Thanks Joanna! I am now officially eeeeevvvvviiilllllll. Yes, not just Evil - but Eeevvillll the way Darth Vader turned to Eeevvvviiillll! Eeeevillllle? Like the Fru-its of the Devilllle?

That's it?? That's it ? Mega-bag and all I get is THAT?!?!?!? I don't know why I try for you people sometimes! >sob! choke!< I like you. No one likes Mylite! Can you give me a star? I keep giving you a star with every new shill I create... but only one. No.....my sense of worth will become lower and lower! I will be a nobody if I become a 2 star troll like you? You have that backwards... I'm a 2-troll STAR! (And yes, you are one of those Trolls. )

That's it?? That's it ? Mega-bag and all I get is THAT?!?!?!? I don't know why I try for you people sometimes! >sob! choke!< I like you. Joanna? You're in a warm-fuzzy trance! There's too much harmony on the message board, people! Quick! Someone start me a Hulk 181 thread, give me 280lbs of Hammer, and get her on a carBug obnoxide bag STAT!

That's it?? That's it ? Mega-bag and all I get is THAT?!?!?!? I don't know why I try for you people sometimes! >sob! choke!< I like you. No one likes Mylite! Can you give me a star? I keep giving you a star with every new shill I create... but only one.

That's it?? That's it ? Mega-bag and all I get is THAT?!?!?!? I don't know why I try for you people sometimes! >sob! choke!<

How's that hip replacement? I mean, obviously you're still not hip, but when can we expect your replacement?

Don't you worry about me! I'll get juiced up and it'll be hot fudge all night long! (?)

Thanks...glad that it arrived safely!

TELL ME WHAT BOOK YOU [!@#%^&^]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!?!??!?! Tell me the book or I will invoke... HIM. I will say the name that will summon the Pinhead Of Doom. You have three minutes. Fortunately for you, I have no idea what time it is nor will I look after this post has been posted, so you are in the clear until I say HIS name... the name that no one dares speak... the name that burns the tongue and chaps the lips... the name that crawls the skin and sears the brain... the name that strikes annoyance in the hearts of the most brilliant of men... the name of... ABLUE. You don't even collect cool comics so what's the point? This, from a DC lover??? Am I right, Marvel Zombies?? Huh? Huh? Am I right? Ugh... I feel so dirty saying that...

TELL ME WHAT BOOK YOU [!@#%^&^]!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!?!?! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!?!??!?! Tell me the book or I will invoke... HIM. I will say the name that will summon the Pinhead Of Doom. You have three minutes. Fortunately for you, I have no idea what time it is nor will I look after this post has been posted, so you are in the clear until I say HIS name... the name that no one dares speak... the name that burns the tongue and chaps the lips... the name that crawls the skin and sears the brain... the name that strikes annoyance in the hearts of the most brilliant of men... the name of... ABLUE.

What. Book. Tell me. What. Book. I'm loading the gun and gassing the car, so you still have time to tell me and escape before I make my way to your house.

Anti-Kudos to Greggy for never parting with his sweet, sweet DC's!!! (Except for that one time... Mega-Kudos for that!) So... if you're keeping track on your official Khaos Khudo ScoreKhard, that's: - Anti-Kudo for Greggy + Mega-Kudo for Greggy = Who the hell cares? It's Greggy. Was it the Fuzzy Math?