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Anti-Kudos to Greggy for never parting with his sweet, sweet DC's!!! (Except for that one time... Mega-Kudos for that!) So... if you're keeping track on your official Khaos Khudo ScoreKhard, that's: - Anti-Kudo for Greggy + Mega-Kudo for Greggy = Who the hell cares? It's Greggy.

AAAARGHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was thinking the exact same thing.

Metarog. I am gobsmacked !!!!!! I have looked for this every day on e-bay. The reason I never found it is that I typed in Animaniacs and Emergency, or Animaniacs and Red Cross, and the "/" symbol in the middle of it means that the way I typed it in would never have come up. YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE WONDERFUL STAR. Let the punishment bidding begin.

Well the prize must still be on the way... but I did receive your payment today. Hopefully my bank won't have a problem cashing a check that's written in yellow crayon and smells like paste. If they do, I can always add your check to my KostumeKween shrine... Sometimes all we have to write with is yellow crayon! Just be glad I got rid of my checks that were actually just little chalkboards... god knows I am.

You sent him a king cobra too?? What are the odds?!?!

KUDOS TO 'HOUSE... that magnificent basterd! He got my books here lickety-split! Now I almost feel bad for sending him that "prize"... 'HOUSE! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, THE ANTI-VENOM IS UNDER A SECRET CARDBOARD PANEL IN THE BOX I SENT YOU (the one with the enormous venomous viper)... Sorry. I thought you would laugh a little before the poison reached your heart and caused it to split open inside your chest... and those giggles would have made your homicide entirely worthwhile.

LMAO... and how that never made it into someone's sig line I'll never know!

Well, nobody's perfect! hmmm...you can be obtuse in your obtuseness I like to keep you on your fragile, creaky, arthritic toes! Danged pup! And lettuce not hijack too much Joanna's fine effort? Agreed? Consider me considerate!

Well, nobody's perfect! hmmm...you can be obtuse in your obtuseness I like to keep you on your fragile, creaky, arthritic toes!

Well, nobody's perfect!

"Mmm... primordial soup..." Homers KK. You coined a verb for me!! My little linguistically-inclined heart flutters! (And congrats on finishing the draft!!! WTG!)

Hey! I always pay promptly! How dare you drag my fine reputation through the mud like that! (It's the prizes that slow me down... BUT YOURS IS ON THE WAY! And I made it **extra special**.)

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Greggy can play any game! ARCH! HELP! I'm being sexually harassed!

NO. Joanna? Whack him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. It's the only way he'll learn.

Okee dokee. You bring the bag full of money, I'll bring the sugar-free cookies. Mmm. Cooooookies. I'm afraid the bag full of money will have to be full of small bills as coins and large bills are too heavy for my ailing back. Perfect! I have a bad back, too. Maybe we can duke it out at a spa? Yes! And we will club one another senseless with those prickly exfoliating gourds and slap each other silly with unused loofas! I love it when a plan comes together.

Okee dokee. You bring the bag full of money, I'll bring the sugar-free cookies. That's right....your plan to get rid of Khaos is in place. Lead him to do some strenuous excercises after he takes his insulin shock! Then...when he is drifting into his diabetic coma....give him the sugar free cookies with some diet coke! Ooops...this should be PM material! ROFL!!! Yeah! That'll show that son of a --

Okee dokee. You bring the bag full of money, I'll bring the sugar-free cookies. Mmm. Cooooookies. I'm afraid the bag full of money will have to be full of small bills as coins and large bills are too heavy for my ailing back.

My thread... my beautiful, precious thread... ...well, it had my name on it, anyway...

And yet, I find him adorable. You must have low standards for your protege! I like you, too, greggy. Draw your own conclusions. Maybe...I have high standards for my mentor? I... don't think I've ever seen Greggy kiss [!@#%^&^] before? Joanna, you truly do have strange and remarkable powers. Of course, it is Greggy. Draw your own conclusions. I'll kiss your arse...not in a figurative sense but literally!

And yet, I find him adorable. You must have low standards for your protege! I like you, too, greggy. Draw your own conclusions. Maybe...I have high standards for my mentor? Do you see why you're also adorable? You and Khaos are both good people. See? You have shamed me into good behavior with your savage honesty yet again! I'll get you for this, Sandsmark! And your little tight-panted Canuck, too!

And yet, I find him adorable. You must have low standards for your protege! I like you, too, greggy. Draw your own conclusions. Maybe...I have high standards for my mentor? I... don't think I've ever seen Greggy kiss [!@#%^&^] before? Joanna, you truly do have strange and remarkable powers. Of course, it is Greggy. Draw your own conclusions.

I don't know what you're talking about, Greggy. In fact, if you go back and read my post from earlier, you will find that I said absolutely nothing offensive at all.

I apologize, Joanna. I will from now on only make DELICIOUS jokes about PUDDING. Wait, that means "wish me luck" not "I'm crossing my fingers so the promise that I just made means absolutely nothing"... I promise. I will even go back in time and change my post so that no one will be the wiser. We will pick up this conversation from the past in the past, only now it will be the future.

Joanna, there is no way you could have known that PUDDING really WAS grotesquely, morbidly CHOCOLATEY. It was an unfortunate coincidence that your RECIPE would hit so close to THE BOWL for PUDDING. Just let it be known that your RECIPE has touched the STOMACHS and BOWELS of millions around the KITCHEN and we will all wait for as long as it takes for you to MAKE MORE PUDDING. In the meantime, we'll entertain ourselves by constructing a giant JELL-O MOLD with TAPIOCA PUDDING BOXES. Like, circus PUDDING big.