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Has Gene Simmons been working out lately?

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rob_allan

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

 

So much for rock 'n' rolling all nite....

 

Then again he probably didn't have time to take off his socks and tee-shirt. Sleeping with over five thousand women demands careful scheduling and tight time-management.

 

And as a comic-book lifer it's not like I wouldn't know about such things....

 

I've been laughing my off at this thread, but that said...

 

I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan and I haven't had the slightest inclination to see Vedder's junk. And regardless of what size it is, I doubt it'd affect my perception of him as a rockstar. But most importantly-- if I saw Vedder's junk it would be BY ACCIDENT. You don't see anyone else on these boards clamoring for a Stan Lee sex tape to turn up. :roflmao:hm

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jordanscott

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

 

So much for rock 'n' rolling all nite....

 

Then again he probably didn't have time to take off his socks and tee-shirt. Sleeping with over five thousand women demands careful scheduling and tight time-management.

 

And as a comic-book lifer it's not like I wouldn't know about such things....

 

I've been laughing my off at this thread, but that said...

 

I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan and I haven't had the slightest inclination to see Vedder's junk. And regardless of what size it is, I doubt it'd affect my perception of him as a rockstar. But most importantly-- if I saw Vedder's junk it would be BY ACCIDENT. You don't see anyone else on these boards clamoring for a Stan Lee sex tape to turn up. :roflmao:hm

 

You just know Stan the Man would be a superfreak with a Spider-Man PVC gimp costume or something like that.

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goldust40

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

 

So much for rock 'n' rolling all nite....

 

Then again he probably didn't have time to take off his socks and tee-shirt. Sleeping with over five thousand women demands careful scheduling and tight time-management.

 

And as a comic-book lifer it's not like I wouldn't know about such things....

 

I've been laughing my off at this thread, but that said...

 

I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan and I haven't had the slightest inclination to see Vedder's junk. And regardless of what size it is, I doubt it'd affect my perception of him as a rockstar. But most importantly-- if I saw Vedder's junk it would be BY ACCIDENT. You don't see anyone else on these boards clamoring for a Stan Lee sex tape to turn up. :roflmao:hm

 

Yeah, but Stan Lee never made himself out to be a sex-God like Simmons. :P

 

 

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rob_allan

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

 

So much for rock 'n' rolling all nite....

 

Then again he probably didn't have time to take off his socks and tee-shirt. Sleeping with over five thousand women demands careful scheduling and tight time-management.

 

And as a comic-book lifer it's not like I wouldn't know about such things....

 

I've been laughing my off at this thread, but that said...

 

I'm a huge Pearl Jam fan and I haven't had the slightest inclination to see Vedder's junk. And regardless of what size it is, I doubt it'd affect my perception of him as a rockstar. But most importantly-- if I saw Vedder's junk it would be BY ACCIDENT. You don't see anyone else on these boards clamoring for a Stan Lee sex tape to turn up. :roflmao:hm

 

You just know Stan the Man would be a superfreak with a Spider-Man PVC gimp costume or something like that.

 

:o

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Ringfinger

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

 

 

 

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah :roflmao:

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jordanscott

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You don't see anyone else on these boards clamoring for a Stan Lee sex tape to turn up. :roflmao:hm

 

 

comic_book_guy12.jpg

 

What's worse is that, in retrospect, the way it's worded makes it sound like *I* want a Stan sex tape to turn up. :sorry:

 

-Rob-

 

Everybody has a freak flag.

 

Yours is just a bit more public now.

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

 

This is why DiceX rules the school. (worship)

 

PS: Gene and Evel - two of my bigggest heroes growing up, too, papaw. hm

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rob_allan

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You don't see anyone else on these boards clamoring for a Stan Lee sex tape to turn up. :roflmao:hm

 

 

comic_book_guy12.jpg

 

What's worse is that, in retrospect, the way it's worded makes it sound like *I* want a Stan sex tape to turn up. :sorry:

 

-Rob-

 

Everybody has a freak flag.

 

Yours is just a bit more public now.

 

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Yeah Gene is a smart guy but its all about the money for years now and since they haven't really made any decent new music forever I am bored with Kiss. Seen them in concert a few times, one show was fantastic but the others were meh Its about time Paul came out of the closet, I don't think he is fooling anyone.

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MR.COMICBOOK

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

It`s about money and fame why he had all those women. take away the money and fame and he is just a geek,same with Howard Stern, not the most attractive man but if he wanted to he could get play anytime. Gene Simmons is one of the best businessman of the last 30 years.It was his giant wallet that got him the groupies not his giant fill in the blank. ;)

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DiceX

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

 

This is why DiceX rules the school. (worship)

 

PS: Gene and Evel - two of my bigggest heroes growing up, too, papaw. hm

 

Two of the biggest man-whores in history, and they had their own line of toys. :headbang:

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Mr.Diggler

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I see they hid the family jewels... :blush:

 

I watched his sex video. He didn't need a lot to hide them.

I was devastated. :cry:

 

 

Why?!

 

Because he is my favorite member of the greatest band to ever walk the earth. I've been a fan since I was 6 years old. I grew up with my walls covered in their images and constantly listening to their music.

 

The God of Thunder, who has copulated with thousands of women, who has his pick of millions, was filmed having sex with a hidden camera. When I heard about it, I frantically searched the net until I found it.

 

Clicking on the play button, I was expecting billowing plumes of fire to burst from the ground as a fissure in the earth opened. Smoke and flame surround him as he climbs out of the bowels of hell to take his fair maiden who was screaming in protest, bound by the chains of the alter. The loud clap of thunder from every step as he walks to take his pure and innocent sacrifice. A fierce and monstrous beast is unleashed which causes the fair maiden to scream before she faints.

 

Well...given the pedestal I had him on, that's what I was expecting.

What I saw was a middle aged guy with a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle-bitty peepee who didn't have the decency to take off his socks and tee shirt. The video showed the whole act, start to finish, including undressing and foreplay, and lasted a total of a minute and a half.

 

I was left questioning my own place in the universe! :cry:

 

lol Don't let his little weewee get you down Dice. I still plan on seeing KISS in October. :banana:

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Thread about Kiss and no mention yet of this!!

 

 

God, they still sound great.

 

I like em too and Ill be there at Cobo tommorow night BUT that song is kinda weak IMO

Their setlist for tommorow is exactly the same as Alive 1.

Thats what Im talking about :headbang:

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Two things:

 

1. Are you talking about THE Cobo Hall?

Where most of Alive was recorded?

Where KISS started to make it big?

Where thier most famous live video was made?

Where, if there is a f u c ki ng GOD, I will be able to visit before I die?

 

2. "Kinda weak"!!!!!!!!!

Best thing they've done for twenty years!!!

Are you damned nuts?!?!

 

 

Sorry 'bout the language.

I've had a three hour liquid lunch!

 

 

 

I like em too and Ill be there at Cobo tommorow night BUT that song is kinda weak IMO

Their setlist for tommorow is exactly the same as Alive 1.

Thats what Im talking about :headbang:

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