Favorite Bumper Sticker Saying...

[conditionfreak]

Not a bumper sticker but it pizzed me off.

 

Illinois has "Land of Lincoln" on the bottom of their license plates. But I saw one a couple of days ago in Ohio, and the car owner had covered over "Lincoln", so that it read "Land of Obama".

 

Just pizzed me off. I am a HUGE Abe Lincoln fan. Not so much a fan of "The One". (there, I got a comic book subject in there, even though Obama is also a comic book character)

[slym2none]

This is quickly degenerating into politics.....

 

 

 

 

-slym

[Jeffro.]

"My kid beat up your honor student"

[comics-rock]

"God made Police so Firefighters would have heros"

 

"Support you local Police - Leave Fingerprints"

 

"My hero is a cop. Have you ever heard of a drive-by fire?"

 

"Feel safe tonight. Sleep with a cop."

 

Saw this one in Florida the ther month:

 

"At least the war on our civil liberties is going well."

 

"Nothing in this vehicle is worth your life."

 

"If you factor in the earths rotation, we're all speeding."

 

etc, etc, etc

 

and my favorite can only be described with a photo. C'mon, did they really think they wouldn't get a ticket??? -

 

[Crows]

 

[gnat1000]

I had this on my car til some redneck totalled it

 

 

[tilleycs]

I saw a new one yesterday:

 

"I'm a (female dog)

Just not yours"

[Gemma]

"It's better to be hated for who you are than loved for who you are not"

[Marvelfangirl]

I had this on my car til some redneck totalled it

 

 

[Fedoraman]

You can ride my bike if I can ride your (female dog).

[catrick339]

This may be true, and then again one of my stoner buddies back in the day may have stolen this and claimed it as his own, but he claimed to have written the ULTIMATE bumper sticker slogan:

 

NUKE THE UNBORN GAY WHALES, FOR JESUS!

 

Makes me laugh to this day.

 

And I'm pretty sure I swiped this gag from Reader's Digest or something of that ilk when I was bored at a dentist office decades ago.

 

"Save The Giant Redwood Trees Of Washington, Oregon, And California!"

 

printed on a bumper sticker that wrapped three times around a Volkswagen Beetle

[Comicopolis]

Do what thou Wilt shall be the whole of the Law

[Marvelfangirl]

I saw a bumper sticker that I thought was funny and sad at the same time.

"My kid can spell honor student"

[Currin Comics]

"60% of the time....it works every time".....

[Icculus308win]

"60% of the time....it works every time".....

 

 

"I'm gonna be honest with you Brian......that smells like pure gasoline!"

[slym2none]

 

"Anti-smoking is a scam!!!"

 

 

Yeah, because you DON'T get emphysema, bronchitis, and cancer from smoking cigarettes...

 

 

 

-slym

[JLA_ALL_THE_WAY]

Saw this once years ago, but not since:

 

How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SH*T

 

And since I'm in Vegas, this makes me chuckle:

 

Everything's free in Las Vegas til you run out of money

 

Rick

[joe_collector]

Since it's obviously not work-safe, here's a link to a real classy broad's car:

 

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=3573

[DrWatson]

"Watch for motorcycles" in the rear window.

[Comicopolis]

Since it's obviously not work-safe, here's a link to a real classy broad's car:

 

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?p=3573

 

 

Which boardie's car is that then