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[Forbush-Man]

I resemble that remark.

[Speedy-D]

for all intensive purposes, this sums it up.

 

Mitch?

could of been

[Moetown]

Love this thread. Well done Matt!!!

[Silver Surfer]

Mitch skipped spelling when he did his law degree, opted for the "how to build a home made bong from an old toliet" course instead as it gave him the same amount of credits.

[Flex Mentallo]

Mitch skipped spelling when he did his law degree, opted for the "how to build a home made bong from an old toliet" course instead as it gave him the same amount of credits.

 

Delousing of competence

[joecgcmaniac]

There once was a shyster by the name of Mitch

Who often times was known to be a bit of a *****

To the crowd he liked to primp and preen

Unpopular and unfortunately seen

Nothing of value ever passed his lips

Especially none of those little life tips

A mendacious obfuscator his ply and trade

The mission: a thousand drunk drivers, their freedom conveyed

Any way he could, he’d collect his gold

Allowing harm to the young, the innocent, the weak, the old

The man had not a bit of morality

With the exception of from within his own little reality

At night sleeping among the innocent babies

During the day, mouth foaming from rampant rabies

He’s squirm, he’d worm, he’d cajole and he’d whine

To the judge ever spoken sideways, his yellow crooked spine

Be content though, Mehdys words are not criminally libel

As they are most often truant quotes, come from a sullied Bible

One day the craven will get what he has so hardly bought

A life full of emptiness, loss, and as for meaningfulness, naught

So until that time do I advise Mr Ticket

Take your honey plied words and stick it

 

 

Not just post of the year.

 

Best post ever on the CGC boards!

[Moetown]

There once was a shyster by the name of Mitch

Who often times was known to be a bit of a *****

To the crowd he liked to primp and preen

Unpopular and unfortunately seen

Nothing of value ever passed his lips

Especially none of those little life tips

A mendacious obfuscator his ply and trade

The mission: a thousand drunk drivers, their freedom conveyed

Any way he could, he’d collect his gold

Allowing harm to the young, the innocent, the weak, the old

The man had not a bit of morality

With the exception of from within his own little reality

At night sleeping among the innocent babies

During the day, mouth foaming from rampant rabies

He’s squirm, he’d worm, he’d cajole and he’d whine

To the judge ever spoken sideways, his yellow crooked spine

Be content though, Mehdys words are not criminally libel

As they are most often truant quotes, come from a sullied Bible

One day the craven will get what he has so hardly bought

A life full of emptiness, loss, and as for meaningfulness, naught

So until that time do I advise Mr Ticket

Take your honey plied words and stick it

 

 

Not just post of the year.

 

Best post ever on the CGC boards!

 

I'd vote it as such. It's just simply EPIC!

[Badger]

There once was a shyster by the name of Mitch

Who often times was known to be a bit of a *****

To the crowd he liked to primp and preen

Unpopular and unfortunately seen

Nothing of value ever passed his lips

Especially none of those little life tips

A mendacious obfuscator his ply and trade

The mission: a thousand drunk drivers, their freedom conveyed

Any way he could, he’d collect his gold

Allowing harm to the young, the innocent, the weak, the old

The man had not a bit of morality

With the exception of from within his own little reality

At night sleeping among the innocent babies

During the day, mouth foaming from rampant rabies

He’s squirm, he’d worm, he’d cajole and he’d whine

To the judge ever spoken sideways, his yellow crooked spine

Be content though, Mehdys words are not criminally libel

As they are most often truant quotes, come from a sullied Bible

One day the craven will get what he has so hardly bought

A life full of emptiness, loss, and as for meaningfulness, naught

So until that time do I advise Mr Ticket

Take your honey plied words and stick it

 

 

Not just post of the year.

 

Best post ever on the CGC boards!

 

I'd vote it as such. It's just simply EPIC!

 

If I had even a hint of musical talent I'd set it to music.

[Straw-Man]

i tried to do it to "oh, i'd love to be an oscar meyer weiner," but couldn't make it work.

[Silver Surfer]

Another day passes.

[pmpknface]

Another day passes.

 

Do we have a day total? I've read 9 months, but a "Day 272" or something would be a nice way to track this.

[Flex Mentallo]

i tried to do it to "oh, i'd love to be an oscar meyer weiner," but couldn't make it work.

 

But there has to be a way! You have to think! Think! Think!

[Doohickamabob]

"The check is in the mail!"

[Comicopolis]

The countdown is on.

[Flex Mentallo]

i tried to do it to "oh, i'd love to be an oscar meyer weiner," but couldn't make it work.

 

Amazing Grace. (thumbs u

 

Well, I had fun trying anyway.

[Badger]

i tried to do it to "oh, i'd love to be an oscar meyer weiner," but couldn't make it work.

 

[Timmay]

The countdown is on.

 

You can have a countdown to never?

 

[jaybuck43]

Btw Just want to point out, that when Matt posted the screen shot of his Paypal receipt it specifically notes that Matt paid on May 31st 2013 and that delivery was to take place at his home in Maine between the dates of June 13th and June 17th of 2013.

 

So as of tomorrow Matt will have been waiting 214 days since delivery was promised by Bob.

[nearmint]

Perhaps Bob meant between June 13th and June 17th of 2014.

[originalisbest]

Or as I earlier surmised, probably (not) by next Christmas.

 

Not to worry, Beerbong has 11+ months until that deadline comes to pass...