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So... I got assaulted outside my house wile reading comics ...?

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Andromeda-migration

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So... here I am at home reading thru a few beat up golden age comics ..

 

... Then all of a sudden someone yells from outside my house ..."I'm gonna beat you up" (no joke)

 

...Here's me... thinking... lolz... another whacko... never seen you before...

 

Anyways .... he left shortly after yelling ..

 

So... cut a long story short... I went outside... for a ciggie... 10mins later...

 

Same runs down the street and grabs me across the throat and threatens to burn me alive WTF ..?

 

I was thinking... ... lemme finish my ciggie first... you know much these things cost?

 

... Then he saw someone watching him and run off... lolz...

 

Just waiting for the Police to turn up... if they can be bothered...

 

PS. Damn... he ruined my smoke... some people just have no common decency or sense of politeness...

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So... here I am at home reading thru a few beat up golden age comics ..

 

... Then all of a sudden someone yells from outside my house ..."I'm gonna beat you up" (no joke)

 

...Here's me... thinking... lolz... another whacko... never seen you before...

 

Anyways .... he left shortly after yelling ..

 

So... cut a long story short... I went outside... for a ciggie... 10mins later...

 

Same runs down the street and grabs me across the throat and threatens to burn me alive WTF ..?

 

I was thinking... ... lemme finish my ciggie first... you know much these things cost?

 

... Then he saw someone watching him and run off... lolz...

 

Just waiting for the Police to turn up... if they can be bothered...

 

PS. Damn... he ruined my smoke... some people just have no common decency or sense of politeness...

 

All this on the day you registered for this forum.

 

Big day for a big boy. You're gonna sleep so soundly tonight.

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So... here I am at home reading thru a few beat up golden age comics ..

 

... Then all of a sudden someone yells from outside my house ..."I'm gonna beat you up" (no joke)

 

...Here's me... thinking... lolz... another whacko... never seen you before...

 

Anyways .... he left shortly after yelling ..

 

So... cut a long story short... I went outside... for a ciggie... 10mins later...

 

Same runs down the street and grabs me across the throat and threatens to burn me alive WTF ..?

 

I was thinking... ... lemme finish my ciggie first... you know much these things cost?

 

... Then he saw someone watching him and run off... lolz...

 

Just waiting for the Police to turn up... if they can be bothered...

 

PS. Damn... he ruined my smoke... some people just have no common decency or sense of politeness...

 

'shrooms kill, Andramada

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So... here I am at home reading thru a few beat up golden age comics ..

 

... Then all of a sudden someone yells from outside my house ..."I'm gonna beat you up" (no joke)

 

...Here's me... thinking... lolz... another whacko... never seen you before...

 

Anyways .... he left shortly after yelling ..

 

So... cut a long story short... I went outside... for a ciggie... 10mins later...

 

Same runs down the street and grabs me across the throat and threatens to burn me alive WTF ..?

 

I was thinking... ... lemme finish my ciggie first... you know much these things cost?

 

... Then he saw someone watching him and run off... lolz...

 

Just waiting for the Police to turn up... if they can be bothered...

 

PS. Damn... he ruined my smoke... some people just have no common decency or sense of politeness...

 

Has anyone ever told you that your face looks like it was hit by a truck? hm

 

 

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So... here I am at home reading thru a few beat up golden age comics ..

 

... Then all of a sudden someone yells from outside my house ..."I'm gonna beat you up" (no joke)

 

...Here's me... thinking... lolz... another whacko... never seen you before...

 

Anyways .... he left shortly after yelling ..

 

So... cut a long story short... I went outside... for a ciggie... 10mins later...

 

Same runs down the street and grabs me across the throat and threatens to burn me alive WTF ..?

 

I was thinking... ... lemme finish my ciggie first... you know much these things cost?

 

... Then he saw someone watching him and run off... lolz...

 

Just waiting for the Police to turn up... if they can be bothered...

 

PS. Damn... he ruined my smoke... some people just have no common decency or sense of politeness...

 

All this on the day you registered for this forum.

 

Big day for a big boy. You're gonna sleep so soundly tonight.

 

..lolz BIG boy

 

This didn't happen today .. was a few days ago .. but wanted to share my story non the less ..

 

:baiting:

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So you've been waiting several days for the police to show up?

 

 

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So... here I am at home reading thru a few beat up golden age comics ..

 

... Then all of a sudden someone yells from outside my house ..."I'm gonna beat you up" (no joke)

 

...Here's me... thinking... lolz... another whacko... never seen you before...

 

Anyways .... he left shortly after yelling ..

 

So... cut a long story short... I went outside... for a ciggie... 10mins later...

 

Same runs down the street and grabs me across the throat and threatens to burn me alive WTF ..?

 

I was thinking... ... lemme finish my ciggie first... you know much these things cost?

 

... Then he saw someone watching him and run off... lolz...

 

Just waiting for the Police to turn up... if they can be bothered...

 

PS. Damn... he ruined my smoke... some people just have no common decency or sense of politeness...

 

Has anyone ever told you that your face looks like it was hit by a truck? hm

 

 

Tread lightly. He's clearly the most interesting man in the world.

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So you've been waiting several days for the police to show up?

 

 

911 is a joke.

 

They didn't feel the need to show because his hands are registered as lethal weapons.

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So you've been waiting several days for the police to show up?

 

 

911 is a joke.

 

(thumbs u

 

...He was teh crazy... one of those fella's that would consider burning down my house hoping to take me out ..

 

Still stressed and all.... gonna have a ciggie now... at home... coffee... possibly a wank...

 

... Man... these psycho's are everywhere....

 

/me checks under bed...

 

PS. Still waiting for the Police to come....

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