Black Widow's incredibly amateur looking new tattoo

[fantastic_four]

What are your issues with her body?

[Park]

Butter face.

 

She's gorgeous.

 

Face is a 7, body is a 9. Like most hot actresses, she doesn't stand out as compared to most models but does as compared to most actresses.

 

What kind of algorithm are you running?

 

 

If you do the math, that makes her an 8...very solid (thumbs u

 

 

Frak that, I use a dart board when choosing my women!

 

 

Lucky you to have so many choices. When I was single, my only qualification was finding a girl who said "yes"

 

 

Sheeeeeeeet, playa.

 

I didn't choose no women. Women chose me.

 

 

Being the only male cook in that women's prison for the criminally obese has its privileges, huh? (thumbs u

 

You are still jealous I got the job instead of you?

[VintageComics]

Butter face.

 

She's gorgeous.

 

Face is a 7, body is a 9. Like most hot actresses, she doesn't stand out as compared to most models but does as compared to most actresses.

 

What kind of algorithm are you running?

 

 

If you do the math, that makes her an 8...very solid (thumbs u

 

 

Frak that, I use a dart board when choosing my women!

 

 

Lucky you to have so many choices. When I was single, my only qualification was finding a girl who said "yes"

 

 

Sheeeeeeeet, playa.

 

I didn't choose no women. Women chose me.

 

 

Being the only male cook in that women's prison for the criminally obese has its privileges, huh? (thumbs u

 

You are still jealous I got the job instead of you?

 

No, he's jealous that he can't taste test.

[Transplant]

lifelong lover of men's body building

Can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee make this Roys custom title?

[comix4fun]

Most models look good on a runway or as a way to sell a certain look for a designer but their proportions don't work in the real world.

 

What's wrong with the proportions of an Elle MacPherson or a Claudia Schiffer? Scarlett doesn't compare to either, and it's easy to come up with dozens of other similar examples.

 

 

Aside from them not being models from his decade (or even the last one)?

 

Those are models from an era where they were still allowed to look like real women.

 

Your analysis of Scarlett (a woman existing today) and models should compare them as they are in the same time period, yes?

[VintageComics]

What are your issues with her body?

 

I'm not criticizing so I wouldn't say I have issues. She's just not a Selma Hayek.

 

[VintageComics]

lifelong lover of men's body building

Can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee make this Roys custom title?

 

I don't get one.

[comix4fun]

lifelong lover of men's body building

Can we pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee make this Roys custom title?

 

 

Seconded!!

[Logan510]

What are your issues with her body?

 

I'm not criticizing so I wouldn't say I have issues. She's just not a Selma Hayek.

 

 

She was awesome in From Dusk Till Dawn

[fantastic_four]

Aside from them not being models from his decade (or even the last one)?

 

Those are models from an era where they were still allowed to look like real women.

 

Your analysis of Scarlett (a woman existing today) and models should compare them as they are in the same time period, yes?

 

Women are women regardless of time period. I suspect you're making some kind of a point about models from the last decade or two, but I don't know what the point is--perhaps I've fallen out of touch with modern modelling--so please explicitly state it.

[fantastic_four]

What are your issues with her body?

 

I'm not criticizing so I wouldn't say I have issues. She's just not a Selma Hayek.

 

 

Very diplomatically put! I'm guessing that means Lou still reads the forums, eh?

 

So she's not hourglassy enough for you? I'd put Scarlett at a C and Hayek at a D, so not big enough upstairs either?

[VintageComics]

Lou is OK with me discussing this stuff. We don't have any secrets.

 

I just don't find it very edifying for the female population in general. Or make that General.

 

[seanfingh]

 

Her elbows are too pointy.

[comix4fun]

Aside from them not being models from his decade (or even the last one)?

 

Those are models from an era where they were still allowed to look like real women.

 

Your analysis of Scarlett (a woman existing today) and models should compare them as they are in the same time period, yes?

 

Women are women regardless of time period. I suspect you're making some kind of a point about models from the last decade or two, but I don't know what the point is--perhaps I've fallen out of touch with modern modelling--so please explicitly state it.

 

 

Modern Supermodels look like malnourished aliens more than they look like gorgeous women...

 

Compare them to Elle, or Cindy Crawford and you will find that the road went from curvy to straight line.

 

 

[DeliBebek]

My observation is that there's a lot more to a person's attractiveness than physique or face.

 

There's the tattoos.

 

Now, back on track!

[Silver Surfer]

Butter face.

 

She's gorgeous.

 

Face is a 7 6 , rack is a 9. Like most hot actresses, she doesn't stand out as compared to most models but does as compared to most actresses.

 

Fixed that for you. And to add, based on your formula Katy Perry is a 10.5?

[thirdgreenham]

And here's the idiot who did it.

 

 

She doesn't look nearly as good now that she's lost a lot of weight. Hollywood stigmata.

 

Mighty fine in Match Point. (thumbs u

[Silver Surfer]

Put a football helmet on her and she reminds me of this:

[thirdgreenham]

And here's the idiot who did it.

 

 

Looks like he's very 'Sailor Jerry' and has a retro look to his work, which I can appreciate - but it's executed very poorly on Scarlett. I've got a couple retro-inspired pieces in my sleeve like nautical stars and swallows, along with a pinup girl/horseshoe, so I can respect the style he's was going for. But his skill at emulating it sucks pretty hard.

 

It's french graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk - he's known for his "ignorant" style (eg. crude, thin-lined & very simplistic imagery). Believe it or not, he's pretty friggin' famous in Europe.

 

The bubonic plague was pretty famous in Europe too... and you don't see anyone singing its praises.

 

I thought it was the plutonic plague.

[Mayor006]

And here's the idiot who did it.

 

 

Looks like he's very 'Sailor Jerry' and has a retro look to his work, which I can appreciate - but it's executed very poorly on Scarlett. I've got a couple retro-inspired pieces in my sleeve like nautical stars and swallows, along with a pinup girl/horseshoe, so I can respect the style he's was going for. But his skill at emulating it sucks pretty hard.

 

It's french graffiti artist Fuzi Uvtpk - he's known for his "ignorant" style (eg. crude, thin-lined & very simplistic imagery). Believe it or not, he's pretty friggin' famous in Europe.

 

The bubonic plague was pretty famous in Europe too... and you don't see anyone singing its praises.

 

I thought it was the plutonic plague.

 

The plutonic plague only gave you a friendly reminder that it was around. The bubonic plague however kicked you in the , took your wallet, gave you a wedgie, and eventually parts started falling off until you died. That was my understanding of it.