Ditch Fahrenheit's Journal 7 7

[MetalPSI]

 

 

I don't know what's worse, the horrible CGI or the guy pretending to be caught in the tentacle and thrashing around like an insufficiently_thoughtful_person

 

Here's his inspiration:

 

 

That's about right. That whole scene is absurd. The crew probably couldn't stop laughing while the guy stood in place and shimmied his upper body in such a convincing manner

 

Almost a truffle shuffle there...

 

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

Pre-Weekend Ditchometer

 

 

 

 

 

Summary

29% Tomatometer Score.

7.3 IMDB score, and likely trending to 7.1 as I calculated earlier.

6.3 IMDB-style score for CGC voters.

 

Summary Analysis: Critics hate it, even more CGC voters don't like it, and the average theater-goer is luke-warm at best (IMDB rating dropped again as expected). But it appears to be making money - we'll know more by the end of this weekend.

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

Shandi Finnessey.

 

This YouTube video should have been called "Smart girls are hot."

 

 

That girl lives near me.

 

2004 Miss USA.

 

You can get a One Hour In-Person Consultation with her for $300. Maybe get her thoughts on the new CGC case?

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

[porcupine48]

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

 

Ok back on topic...

 

Frank Zappa plays the Bicycle.

 

Frank was always Frank...even in 1963.

 

 

Below is my favorite Zappa guitar solo, done 13 years later.

 

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

I'm prepping Crock Pot Pantry Raid Chicken right now and listening to tunes.

 

Welcome to Ditch Radio...

 

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

"Caller 5, you're on the air."

 

"Oh...hey...can you play some Coldplay? I just really love when..."

 

(click)

 

"Caller 3 you're on the air."

 

"Hi!"

 

"Sup."

 

"Can you play Nickelback Photogr..."

 

(click)

 

"Caller 1, you're on the air."

 

"Hey Ditch, can you play an isolated guitar track from Van Halen?"

 

"Absolutely."

 

"Awesome!"

 

"Thanks for calling."

 

[porcupine48]

[Batman]

"Caller 4, you're on the air."

 

"Hey Ditch, can you isolate the vocal track from Disturbed's cover of Sound of Silence... and then burn it? Thanks!"

[porcupine48]

Check out. Sine ad Oconners house of the rising sun......off track,but gives me serenity now.

[Jeffro.]

 

Ok back on topic...

 

Frank Zappa plays the Bicycle.

 

Frank was always Frank...even in 1963.

 

 

This is awesome. It amuses me every time I see it.

[Jeffro.]

If Rush music were ever used in an old Nintendo game

 

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

"Caller 3, you're on the air."

 

"Ditch, this is Zakk Wylde."

 

"Zakk! Good to hear from you broheim."

 

"You too broheit."

 

"Arpeggi-bro."

 

"lol Shut the xxxx up."

 

"Shreddy McZakkinbro."

 

"lol Seriously...shut the xxxx up."

 

"What's shakin' Brozakk?"

 

"You done?"

 

"Yeah...pretty much. Sup?"

 

"Just called in to say that I'm with Batman on Disturbed."

 

"You don't like them?"

 

"They're an embarrassment. Did you see the video?"

 

"No."

 

"It's more of an advertisement for bad facial hardware than a song."

 

"I heard they sucked."

 

"That's putting it mildly. I don't really dig covers too much, but I like that Neal Young song that Type O Negative does."

 

"Cinnamon Girl?"

 

"That's it. You should play it."

 

"I got it back here somewhere."

 

"Cool. And Porcupine is right about the Sinead O'Connor cover. Every time I hear that song I down about 8 brewskis and play my 12-string.

 

"lol Brozakk McAcoustishred."

 

"lol xxxx you Ditch. I'm outta here. See ya later Dillweed."

 

"Not if I see you first."

 

 

 

[Batman]

 

Zakk Wylde. A great guitarist and a man of taste

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

"Caller 4, you're on the air."

 

"Ditch, this is Alex Lifeson."

 

"Whoa!...hey Alex...thanks for calling in."

 

"Hey, I have to run, but tell Jeffro to listen to the Acrapella version of YYZ. I think he'll like it."

 

"I've played it for him several times."

 

"Do it for me then. Neil wants to hear it."

 

"Will do. Hey, did Neil really retire? I read in Drumhead Magazine that he.."

 

"Total BS. Taken completely out of context."

 

"Well that's good to hear."

 

"Gotta run. Bye Ditch."

 

"Bye Alex."

 

 

(rustling noises)

 

 

"Found it."

 

 

[Jeffro.]

 

 

 

[BlowUpTheMoon]

Is DitchRadio taking requests?

 

If so, I'd like to hear, "The Who- Won't Get Fooled Again - John Entwistle's isolated bass (live)"

 

Thanks in advance.

[Ditch Fahrenheit]

Is DitchRadio taking requests?

 

If so, I'd like to hear, "The Who- Won't Get Fooled Again - John Entwistle's isolated bass (live)"

 

Thanks in advance.

 

 

I just happen to have that handy.