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[oakman29]

I want to post laws too:

 

In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK).

 

[HarveySwick]

I want to post laws too:

 

In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK).

[Cyclops]

[ChrisInBaltimore]

I want to post laws too:

 

In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK).

 

Anal and oral sex used to be illegal in Maryland. I was going to post the law, but apparently it was corrected in 1999! I'm too late.

[Mushie]

I want to post laws too:

 

In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK).

 

Anal and oral sex used to be illegal in Maryland. I was going to post the law, but apparently it was corrected in 1999! I'm too late.

 

That's all well and good, but we have a problem here!

 

[joecgcmaniac]

Here are some California laws:

 

 

California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates

 

 

Film producers must have permission from a pediatrician before filming a child under the age of one month

 

 

It’s unlawful to let a dog pursue a bear or bobcat at any time.

 

 

In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.

 

 

You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.

 

 

Women may not drive in a house coat.

 

 

No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.

 

 

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

 

 

Bathhouses are against the law.

 

 

Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.

 

 

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.

[BlowUpTheMoon]

Let's not lose sight of the fact that the OP is out $2400.

[oakman29]

Let's not lose sight of the fact that the OP is out $2400.

Oh! To top it off anything above 2K is grand theft as well.Good call Blowie. (thumbs u

[jaybuck43]

Actually Oakman in NC anything over 1k is grand theft in North Carolina (it varies by state) 4-8 months sentence usually for first time offenders but can go up to 2+ years per offense for someone with a record...

[MR SigS]

I want to post laws too:

 

In Missouri, It is Illegal To Drive With An Uncaged Bear (Caged Bears Are OK).

 

So being stoopid is illegal in Missouri?

That's good

[DiceX]

Actually Oakman in NC anything over 1k is grand theft in North Carolina (it varies by state) 4-8 months sentence usually for first time offenders but can go up to 2+ years per offense for someone with a record...

 

That's a lot of butthurt.

 

 

[Sal]

Federal

 

18 USC § 2261A - Stalking

 

Whoever—

(1) travels in interstate or foreign commerce or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, or enters or leaves Indian country, with the intent to kill, injure, harass, or place under surveillance with intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate another person, and in the course of, or as a result of, such travel places that person in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury to, or causes substantial emotional distress to that person, a member of the immediate family (as defined in section 115) of that person, or the spouse or intimate partner of that person; or

(2) with the intent—

(A) to kill, injure, harass, or place under surveillance with intent to kill, injure, harass, or intimidate, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person in another State or tribal jurisdiction or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States; or

(B) to place a person in another State or tribal jurisdiction, or within the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury to—

(i) that person;

(ii) a member of the immediate family (as defined in section 115 [1] of that person; or

(iii) a spouse or intimate partner of that person;

uses the mail, any interactive computer service, or any facility of interstate or foreign commerce to engage in a course of conduct that causes substantial emotional distress to that person or places that person in reasonable fear of the death of, or serious bodily injury to, any of the persons described in clauses (i) through (iii) of subparagraph (B); [2]

shall be punished as provided in section 2261 (b) of this title.

 

As G-d is my witness, you must be the stupidest thing on two legs. I mean seriously, put down the bong next time. Being dumb is bad enough, but dumb and stoned is just a lethal combination around here.

 

By the way, I'm going to advise you to save up all of your tip money for the next couple of weeks, because the way indigent defense lawyers in NC get paid was changed pretty drastically recently, and they're having trouble finding enough defense lawyers willing to take the work. I would hate for you to have to sell off that sweet minivan in order to avoid a lot of sitting around in jail waiting for your docket.

 

I only wish you were in Wake county, so I could tell the ADA I play basketball with to keep his eyes open for your inevitable visit in front of a Judge

[ChrisInBaltimore]

Let's not lose sight of the fact that the OP is out $2400.

Oh! To top it off anything above 2K is grand theft as well.Good call Blowie. (thumbs u

 

I didn't know he'd spend that much. It must have gotten lost in the overwhelming amount of information. Dang that is crazy.

[DeadpoolJr.]

Actually Oakman in NC anything over 1k is grand theft in North Carolina (it varies by state) 4-8 months sentence usually for first time offenders but can go up to 2+ years per offense for someone with a record...

 

That's a lot of butthurt.

 

You would think that with all his time in prison he be use to it by now.

[Awax]

North Carolina

 

§ 14‑196.3. Cyberstalking.

 

(a) The following definitions apply in this section:

 

(1) Electronic communication. – Any transfer of signs, signals, writing, images, sounds, data, or intelligence of any nature, transmitted in whole or in part by a wire, radio, computer, electromagnetic, photoelectric, or photo‑optical system.

 

(2) Electronic mail. – The transmission of information or communication by the use of the Internet, a computer, a facsimile machine, a pager, a cellular telephone, a video recorder, or other electronic means sent to a person identified by a unique address or address number and received by that person.

 

(b) It is unlawful for a person to:

 

(1) Use in electronic mail or electronic communication any words or language threatening to inflict bodily harm to any person or to that person's child, sibling, spouse, or dependent, or physical injury to the property of any person, or for the purpose of extorting money or other things of value from any person.

 

(2) Electronically mail or electronically communicate to another repeatedly, whether or not conversation ensues, for the purpose of abusing, annoying, threatening, terrifying, harassing, or embarrassing any person.

 

(3) Electronically mail or electronically communicate to another and to knowingly make any false statement concerning death, injury, illness, disfigurement, indecent conduct, or criminal conduct of the person electronically mailed or of any member of the person's family or household with the intent to abuse, annoy, threaten, terrify, harass, or embarrass.

 

(4) Knowingly permit an electronic communication device under the person's control to be used for any purpose prohibited by this section.

 

© Any offense under this section committed by the use of electronic mail or electronic communication may be deemed to have been committed where the electronic mail or electronic communication was originally sent, originally received in this State, or first viewed by any person in this State.

 

(d) Any person violating the provisions of this section shall be guilty of a Class 2 misdemeanor.

 

(e) This section does not apply to any peaceable, nonviolent, or nonthreatening activity intended to express political views or to provide lawful information to others. This section shall not be construed to impair any constitutionally protected activity, including speech, protest, or assembly. (2000‑125, s. 1; 2000‑140, s. 91.)

 

I thought you were on vacation until Friday. That's why you can't refund the $. You must be having a great time, cutting and pasting things like this from your vacation spot.

[MR SigS]

Actually Oakman in NC anything over 1k is grand theft in North Carolina (it varies by state) 4-8 months sentence usually for first time offenders but can go up to 2+ years per offense for someone with a record...

 

That's a lot of butthurt.

 

You would think that with all his time in prison he be use to it by now.

 

I'm thinking that's why he's committing another crime

[oakman29]

Actually Oakman in NC anything over 1k is grand theft in North Carolina (it varies by state) 4-8 months sentence usually for first time offenders but can go up to 2+ years per offense for someone with a record...

 

That's a lot of butthurt.

 

You would think that with all his time in prison he be use to it by now.

 

I'm thinking that's why he's committing another crime

[HarveySwick]

Actually Oakman in NC anything over 1k is grand theft in North Carolina (it varies by state) 4-8 months sentence usually for first time offenders but can go up to 2+ years per offense for someone with a record...

 

That's a lot of butthurt.

 

You would think that with all his time in prison he be use to it by now.

 

I'm thinking that's why he's committing another crime

Cellmate ?

 

[thocelizabeth-migration]

RE:OMG woman give everyone their money back tell them to keep the books apologize and never come back

Then you can be happy

 

 

I would work with someone if I knew who even has an issue. Everyone knows our email address. and if they have a problem with one of their orders then they can contact us about working out a solution. BUT these people on here posting all these outrageous things about me and my family are really crossing the line and have no place in any of this.

 

IDK what is wrong with these people I have never even met people who act like this. and FYI I had a 4.0 in computer programming in college so stop calling me stupid and saying cruel things.

[Chaseman210]

There have been two people posting in this thread who have tracking info and have requested a refund. They've texted you, called you, and e-mailed you and have gotten no response. That doesn't seem like you're working with anyone for a solution.