Selling comics to fund his wife's boob job

[JAM_NYC]

He's even offering to send 'after' pics to anyone that helps buy a new rack for his wife. This is the greatest selling tactic I've seen in a long time.

 

http://www.ebay.com/itm/DC-Comics-Showcase-22-1st-Silver-Age-Green-Lantern-KEY-FR-GD-CASH-FOR-BOOBS-/321494861601?pt=US_Comic_Books&hash=item4ada964721

[lizards2]

Frequently Asked Questions

 

Q: Is this for real?

A: Yes. She honestly has asked me to fund implants. I didn't put up too much of a fight to be honest

 

Q: Can I see your wife's current boobs?

A: She's a bit shy about this and so far has refused permission, but I will do my best to talk her round.

 

Q: How much is the operation costing?

A: Around $7.5K. I did try to encourage medical arbitrage, sending her to Brazil, but she's nervous, so it has to be Montreal.

 

Q: Will you send me a pic of the results?

A: ALL WINNING BIDDERS WILL GET A CANDID PHOTO OF THE OUTCOME -- this is optional...

You can see all my other boobs-for-comic-books listings by clicking here.

Thanks guys! REALLY THANKS

[2staples]

Good for them.

[999ghosts]

Me, I have no intrest in plastic fakes! I would sell books for real boobs...

No, wait... I would not even sell books for real boobs

[wombat]

$100 is approximately equal to 1cm of extra flesh

[Tiger Topher]

This same guy was trying to sell his books on Kijiji as well. I came across his ad about a month ago.

 

Link

[thehumantorch]

$100 is approximately equal to 1cm of extra flesh

 

kinda like buying sod, by the square meter?

[JAM_NYC]

Me, I have no intrest in plastic fakes! I would sell books for real boobs...

No, wait... I would not even sell books for real boobs

You can always try it my way. Keep the comics, and grow your own boobs. I'm a case of beer and a KFC famous bowl away from looking awesome in a halter top. (thumbs u

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[Mark 1]

At least he has an interesting marketing plan

 

[Junkdrawer]

In the long the book will be more desirable.

[999ghosts]

Fake boobs = PLOD

[techvoodoo]

I wish him all the luck in the world.

[Chaseman210]

At least he has an interesting marketing plan

 

 

Which doesn't seem to be working too much seeing as there are no bids yet.

[Buzzetta]

Ha - I've seen this before. The guy is legit according to my friend.

[Tony S]

For someone that needs $7.5K, why is he selling just one book? $480 is way to high of a starting bid on a fair copy of that book. 1.5's already slabbed in CGC slabs average $515.

 

Regardless, it's good for a laugh. Most likely she'll get her nice rack and then a year later leave him for some other guy.

[ComicConnoisseur]

For someone that needs $7.5K, why is he selling just one book? $480 is way to high of a starting bid on a fair copy of that book. 1.5's already slabbed in CGC slabs average $515.

 

Regardless, it's good for a laugh. Most likely she'll get her nice rack and then a year later leave him for some other guy.

That usually does happen.

All of a sudden more guys will pay her attention then she has been use to getting.

 

[Vikingreed]

Bewbs

[gojira]

Me, I have no intrest in plastic fakes! I would sell books for real boobs...

No, wait... I would not even sell books for real boobs

You can always try it my way. Keep the comics, and grow your own boobs. I'm a case of beer and a KFC famous bowl away from looking awesome in a halter top. (thumbs u

 

[wombat]

For someone that needs $7.5K, why is he selling just one book? $480 is way to high of a starting bid on a fair copy of that book. 1.5's already slabbed in CGC slabs average $515.

 

Regardless, it's good for a laugh. Most likely she'll get her nice rack and then a year later leave him for some other guy.

 

I first saw one of his listings a while ago. At that time he had a lot of listings with the same books for boobs description.