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[Bosco685]

Will someone who's done a deal and received a package or done a paypal transaction withh GIJOEISAWESOME please contact me?

You going to sue his azz?

 

 

I've just got to confirm a couple of details with parties that have dealt with him directly.

 

If this turns out to be what we think it is then it's way worse and way weirder than anything I would have imagined.

 

NO KIDDING!

 

[Park]

The Button Humpty Dance

 

All right!

Stop whatcha doin'

'cause I'm about to ruin

the image and the style that ya used to.

I sell comics

but yo I'm makin' money see

so yo world I hope you're ready for me.

Now gather round

I'm the new fool in town

and my sound's laid down by the Underground.

I drink up all the Hater-Ade ya got on ya shelf

so just let me introduce myself

My name is Button Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.

Yo button, oh how I like to hump thee.

And all the boardies in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.

I'm steppin' tall, y'all,

and just like Humpty Dumpty

you're gonna fall when the moderators pump me.

I like to buy and sell,

My basement home's funky,

I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.

I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack

but sometimes I get ridiculous

I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

hey yo cosplayer, c'mere--are ya ticklish?

Yeah, I called ya that.

Look at me, I collect comics

It never stopped me from causin' drama

I'm a freak

I like Verotik comics with the boom

I once got busy in a Wizard World bathroom

I'm crazy.

Allow me to amaze thee.

They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.

I'm still gettin' other dudes' strikes

and I even got my own Mike

 

The Button Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump

Do the Button Hump, come on and do the Button Hump

Do the Button Hump, just watch me do the Button Hump

Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Button Hump

Do the Button Hump, do the Button Hump

Verse Two:

People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really quite striking'"

When I'm button humping posts that I'm not liking

Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me

but ya can't get near me

I give 'em more, see, and on the floor, B,

all the mods they adore me

Oh yes, boardies, I'm really bein' sincere

'cause in a vicious cockfight my button hump is quite clear.

My button hump is fierce, uh-uh I'm quite proud

Cause when I'm button humpin', my complaints are quite loud

I get assuaged by the mods, ya know I'm in charge,

both how I'm livin' and my board persona is large

My collecting focus is narrow, I fire off posts like Green Arrow,

And try and rock an argument like Clarence Darrow

 

All ya had to do was give Button Humpty a chance

and now I'm gonna do my dance.

 

{Chorus}

 

Class of 2003, do the Button Hump, do the Button Hump

Class of 2005, do the Button Hump, do the Button Hump

Class of 2007, do the Button Hump, just keep on doin' the hump

All the newbsauce, do the Button Hump, do the Button Hump

Let's get stoopid!

{Chorus}

Oh, yeah, come on and break it down

Outro:

Once again, the Button Humpty is in the house

I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,

keep on doin' the Button Humpty Dance,

and to the ladies,

peace and button humptiness forever

{Music and fade}

 

Nicely done.

[THE_BEYONDER]

Will someone who's done a deal and received a package or done a paypal transaction withh GIJOEISAWESOME please contact me?

You going to sue his azz?

 

 

I've just got to confirm a couple of details with parties that have dealt with him directly.

 

If this turns out to be what we think it is then it's way worse and way weirder than anything I would have imagined.

 

Remember when I said earlier.

 

The dynamite is about to go BOOM.

 

[ItsJustRyan]

Will someone who's done a deal and received a package or done a paypal transaction withh GIJOEISAWESOME please contact me?

You going to sue his azz?

 

 

I've just got to confirm a couple of details with parties that have dealt with him directly.

 

If this turns out to be what we think it is then it's way worse and way weirder than anything I would have imagined.

 

NO KIDDING!

 

Ut oh

 

Release the kraken!!

[Bosco685]

Will someone who's done a deal and received a package or done a paypal transaction withh GIJOEISAWESOME please contact me?

You going to sue his azz?

 

 

I've just got to confirm a couple of details with parties that have dealt with him directly.

 

If this turns out to be what we think it is then it's way worse and way weirder than anything I would have imagined.

 

NO KIDDING!

 

Ut oh

 

Release the kraken!!

 

Let him confirm some details. This is wild!

[Domo Arigato]

Release the kraken!!

 

He's sleeping.

 

 

 

[jaybuck43]

Those boxes are cracking me up

[Bosco685]

Those boxes are cracking me up

 

That is a funny picture.

[ItsJustRyan]

Will someone who's done a deal and received a package or done a paypal transaction withh GIJOEISAWESOME please contact me?

You going to sue his azz?

 

 

I've just got to confirm a couple of details with parties that have dealt with him directly.

 

If this turns out to be what we think it is then it's way worse and way weirder than anything I would have imagined.

 

NO KIDDING!

 

Ut oh

 

Release the kraken!!

 

Let him confirm some details. This is wild!

 

Ahhhhh... Friday

[djpinkpanther67]

glad I have internet again

[BlowUpTheMoon]

This gonna be hilarious!

[HarveySwick]

glad I have internet again

[MediumLover]

glad I have internet again

 

How's Texas ?

[faster friends]

Can't believe I traded away all my HG MOS

[Bosco685]

Can't believe I traded away all my HG MOS

 

[Bosco685]

Ahhhhh... Friday

 

Don't you wish those blinking envelopes would just go away?

[djpinkpanther67]

glad I have internet again

 

How's Texas ?

Cold right now but settling in alright. So all this ruckus is about GIJOEISOSSUM or whatever his name is?

He sent me a weird PM a week or so ago. Said he wanted to get to know me - thought it was a bit

Based upon what I have seen from him the short time I have been back on the Boards I wouldn't deal with him or a few others. Just sayin' :shrug:

[A.Romeo]

[Iceman399]

[bababooey]

Fred, do we need to take a break here & play some commercials?