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Who's badder ? Conan or Tarzan ? Why ?
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Who is badder ? Tarzan or Conan ? One word replies as to why you think so, will be funniest !!  

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  1. 1. Who is badder ? Tarzan or Conan ? One word replies as to why you think so, will be funniest !!

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No comparison.  Simply as written, Conan's feats of strength, ferocity and endurance far outweigh the puny jungle king.  Tarzan's biggest battle might be some ape.  Conan fought Thak and killed him he has also fought giant bats, spiders, lizards, undead, wizards, any one of which would have easily iced Tarzan.  

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39 minutes ago, Ken Aldred said:
3 hours ago, BlowUpTheMoon said:

Tupenny for the win.

There are some images of him in the Water Cooler that show frightening levels of aggression, and I suspect that even an alpha male Cimmerian could be intimidated by them.

So, not as far-fetched as many boardies might believe.

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1 minute ago, topofthetotem said:

Conan banged more chicks! Nuff said.

yes as far as was depicted, tarzan is still a virgin.  

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4 minutes ago, topofthetotem said:

Beggars can't be choosers I guess.  (shrug)

he does always hang out with that cheetah chimp dude

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2 hours ago, BlowUpTheMoon said:

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Not quite the image I was thinking of.

Clearly, the acrid odour of old newsprint has a calming effect.

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2 hours ago, kav said:

No comparison.  Simply as written, Conan's feats of strength, ferocity and endurance far outweigh the puny jungle king.  Tarzan's biggest battle might be some ape.  Conan fought Thak and killed him he has also fought giant bats, spiders, lizards, undead, wizards, any one of which would have easily iced Tarzan.  

Red Sonja could do the same.

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Tarzan would have repeated scars on cheeks from knife slashing him when he jumped in water with knife in mouth.

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