A superpower that would be lame to your kid-self but that your adult-self would love... 3 3

[Krydel4]

Mine would be the ability to make any retail establishment (Costco, Wal-Mart, Safeway, etc.) devoid of customers for 30 minutes while I shop. 🙂

Suggestions?

 

[Patriot6]

Receiving compound interest hourly on every dollar you have 

[THE_BEYONDER]

The ability to fall asleep instantly 

[Get Marwood & I]

The ability to not groan when you get up from rooting through a comic box on the floor. 

[Cat]

On 1/22/2024 at 5:46 AM, THE_BEYONDER said:

The ability to fall asleep instantly 

This one right here. 

[BlackOut21]

The ability to want to go out.
 

I used to love going out and visiting people now I just want to stay home. It’s to cold, it’s to warm, my toe hurts, my hair hurts, maybe we should just reschedule. 

[grendelbo]

Mr. Fantastic's 

 

 

[MR SigS]

To instantly understand any written and spoken language.

 

EDIT: And code. 

Edited January 21 by MR SigS
And, not or.

[Get Marwood & I]

On 1/21/2024 at 8:12 PM, MR SigS said:

To instantly understand any written and spoken language. 

That would come in handy when reading @ADAMANTIUM's posts 

[MattTheDuck]

That 4-hour Viagra thing.

[Stefan_W]

The ability to remember what I went into the kitchen to get. 

[ADAMANTIUM]

I want to say the ability to slow down "time" but still at normal living speed.

As a kid I'd want to speed up time, who knew I'd get that power, it is just seemingly irreversible.

I still have things I'd like to speed up now, but rather than make a school day end, it is the wait until next paycheck to secure what I desire rather than see it sold out  

On 1/21/2024 at 2:14 PM, Get Marwood & I said:

That would come in handy when reading @ADAMANTIUM's posts 

you may need it after the above  

[Get Marwood & I]

On 1/21/2024 at 8:38 PM, ADAMANTIUM said:

I want to say the ability to slow down "time" but still at normal living speed.

As a kid I'd want to speed up time, who knew I'd get that power, it is just seemingly irreversible.

I still have things I'd like to speed up now, but rather than make a school day end, it is the wait until next paycheck to secure what I desire rather than see it sold out  

you may need it after the above  

Bless you ADAMANTIUM. I understood every word there.

Individually.... 

[bc]

The ability to snap my fingers and the laundry is washed, dried, folded/ironed and put away.

-bc

[Get Marwood & I]

On 1/21/2024 at 8:43 PM, bc said:

The ability to snap my fingers and the laundry is washed, dried, folded/ironed and put away.

-bc

I have that power. I had to stop using it though, as every time I did it half the people I knew went missing. 

[1Cool]

The ability to go to bed and not get up at least once to go pee.

[bc]

On 1/21/2024 at 3:52 PM, 1Cool said:

The ability to go to bed and not get up at least once to go pee.

Welcome to the club man 

-bc

[Get Marwood & I]

On 1/21/2024 at 8:52 PM, 1Cool said:

The ability to go to bed and not get up at least once to go pee.

And the ability to actually wee in the direction you're pointing 

[BlackOut21]

On 1/21/2024 at 3:43 PM, bc said:

The ability to snap my fingers and the laundry is washed, dried, folded/ironed and put away.

-bc

Add in getting out the wash exactly what you put in…Pretty sure it was pairs of socks I had washed. 
 

[1Cool]

My wife’s one would be the ability to eat anything except veggies and water without gaining weight.