Your most obnoxious encounter with a non collector.

[Paratrooper]

Ooohh....I know what 'trooper should get for his custom title!!!! (Insert evil laughter here)

 

*spoon*, probably set myself up there....

[thedarkknight]

You guys take things too seriously, in no way was i serious when I called you all pukes. So chill out dirty nasty legs

 

Dirty Nasty Legs. I think I'll change my name to that. Sounds kinda kinky. I'll try it out on the wife tonight and see if it works.

 

See somebody gets my humor, although using dirty nasty legs in the bedroom sounds kinda wrong. Don't be surprised if she gives you a nice kick in the dirty nasty gonads

 

Nah, my wife and I have the same sense of humor. She calls me her *spoon*.

[tth2]

So chill out dirty nasty legs

Don't call me a leg! I got my wings!

[tth2]

Spoken like a 5-jump chump.

 

Once it dawned on me that an airborne soldier who has landed is just a light infantry with a big old parachute weighing him down, I decided to go armor and get me some real firepower. As we used to say, why carry your weapon when your weapon can carry you?

[Sid]

Lots of respect to Paratroopers. That takes some major balls.

[143ksk]

Some people drink alone...I buy Archies.

 

I do both...

[MutantKeys]

Your most obnoxious encounter with a Canine.

I was in my room doing inventory on my books.All of my key books were on the floor.maybe 200 of them.While I was deep in thought making my comic catagory list, I heard the sound of paper tearing behind me. My dog who LOVES to chew paper had just ripped the cover to my Spiderman # 1 to bits. .Not these new chromium delux number 1s But the real macoy from 1962 .He was holding down the book with his paws and biting chunks out of the cover and throwing the chucks into the air and going back in for more. Luckily I guess, it was a low grade copy but the scary thing is it could have easily been my Action 1.Thats why I was not balistic about it.Thank god I didnt put the Action 1 down in that spot.That would have been a photo for the recored books.Also,

He was lucky I loved him so much.

[The Black Hand ®]

Your most obnoxious encounter with a Canine.

I was in my room doing inventory on my books.All of my key books were on the floor.maybe 200 of them.While I was deep in thought making my comic catagory list, I heard the sound of paper tearing behind me. My dog who LOVES to chew paper had just ripped the cover to my Spiderman # 1 to bits. .Not these new chromium delux number 1s But the real macoy from 1962 .He was holding down the book with his paws and biting chunks out of the cover and throwing the chucks into the air and going back in for more. Luckily I guess, it was a low grade copy but the scary thing is it could have easily been my Action 1.Thats why I was not balistic about it.Thank god I didnt put the Action 1 down in that spot.That would have been a photo for the recored books.Also,

He was lucky I loved him so much.

 

Can any of you wizards out there do some type of photo shop magic to bring that scene to life?

[Kakapo]

Once it dawned on me that an airborne soldier who has landed is just a light infantry with a big old parachute weighing him down, I decided to go armor and get me some real firepower. As we used to say, why carry your weapon when your weapon can carry you?

 

Reminds me of the quip by the late, great Sir Peter Ustinov, who, on enlisting for WW2, asked to be placed in an armoured division "because one can go into battle sitting down."

[The Troll King]

Your most obnoxious encounter with a Canine.

I was in my room doing inventory on my books.All of my key books were on the floor.maybe 200 of them.While I was deep in thought making my comic catagory list, I heard the sound of paper tearing behind me. My dog who LOVES to chew paper had just ripped the cover to my Spiderman # 1 to bits. .Not these new chromium delux number 1s But the real macoy from 1962 .He was holding down the book with his paws and biting chunks out of the cover and throwing the chucks into the air and going back in for more. Luckily I guess, it was a low grade copy but the scary thing is it could have easily been my Action 1.Thats why I was not balistic about it.Thank god I didnt put the Action 1 down in that spot.That would have been a photo for the recored books.Also,

He was lucky I loved him so much.

 

Can any of you wizards out there do some type of photo shop magic to bring that scene to life?

 

[The Black Hand ®]

Your most obnoxious encounter with a Canine.

I was in my room doing inventory on my books.All of my key books were on the floor.maybe 200 of them.While I was deep in thought making my comic catagory list, I heard the sound of paper tearing behind me. My dog who LOVES to chew paper had just ripped the cover to my Spiderman # 1 to bits. .Not these new chromium delux number 1s But the real macoy from 1962 .He was holding down the book with his paws and biting chunks out of the cover and throwing the chucks into the air and going back in for more. Luckily I guess, it was a low grade copy but the scary thing is it could have easily been my Action 1.Thats why I was not balistic about it.Thank god I didnt put the Action 1 down in that spot.That would have been a photo for the recored books.Also,

He was lucky I loved him so much.

 

Can any of you wizards out there do some type of photo shop magic to bring that scene to life?

 

 

 

 

 

That's great! Thank's!

[Kakapo]

Some people drink alone...I buy Archies.

 

I do both...

 

Less gluggy, more Juggy!

 

Took me hours to think of that...

[phoenix215]

Your most obnoxious encounter with a Canine.

I was in my room doing inventory on my books.All of my key books were on the floor.maybe 200 of them.While I was deep in thought making my comic catagory list, I heard the sound of paper tearing behind me. My dog who LOVES to chew paper had just ripped the cover to my Spiderman # 1 to bits. .Not these new chromium delux number 1s But the real macoy from 1962 .He was holding down the book with his paws and biting chunks out of the cover and throwing the chucks into the air and going back in for more. Luckily I guess, it was a low grade copy but the scary thing is it could have easily been my Action 1.Thats why I was not balistic about it.Thank god I didnt put the Action 1 down in that spot.That would have been a photo for the recored books.Also,

He was lucky I loved him so much.

 

Can any of you wizards out there do some type of photo shop magic to bring that scene to life?

 

 

 

 

That's great! Thank's!

 

"That'll teach you for having me neutered!!"

 

 

[HouseofComics.Com]

Less gluggy, more Juggy!

 

Took me hours to think of that...

 

[mister_not_so_nice]

Lots of respect to Paratroopers. That takes some major balls.

 

Yep, I tell my daughter how proud I am of her whenever I see her wearing her wings!

[precodekeith]

...he started calling me a nancy boy...

 

What a tool, indeed!

[ciorac]

When I told him he couldn't pull them out to read, he started calling me a nancy boy and wanted to know where I hid my beanie baby collection,.

 

I would have hid my beanie baby collection where the don't shine! Or he would have been dragged out of my house by his nose.

[The Black Hand ®]

When I told him he couldn't pull them out to read, he started calling me a nancy boy and wanted to know where I hid my beanie baby collection,.

 

I would have hid my beanie baby collection where the don't shine! Or he would have been dragged out of my house by his nose.

 

Unfortunately, this is one of those guys who not only talks tough,,,he is tough and even in my prime, as good a bluffer as I was, I couldn't take someone like him in a fair fight and I'm not going to coldcock him because he's obnoxious. These type of things tend to balance out though....for instance, he recently soent thirty grand on a collectible gun that ended up not having the provenance that was hinted at, with all sales final.

[adamstrange]

When I told him he couldn't pull them out to read, he started calling me a nancy boy and wanted to know where I hid my beanie baby collection,.

 

I would have hid my beanie baby collection where the don't shine! Or he would have been dragged out of my house by his nose.

 

Unfortunately, this is one of those guys who not only talks tough,,,he is tough and even in my prime, as good a bluffer as I was, I couldn't take someone like him in a fair fight and I'm not going to coldcock him because he's obnoxious. These type of things tend to balance out though....for instance, he recently soent thirty grand on a collectible gun that ended up not having the provenance that was hinted at, with all sales final.

 

Time wounds all heels.

[ciorac]

When I told him he couldn't pull them out to read, he started calling me a nancy boy and wanted to know where I hid my beanie baby collection,.

 

I would have hid my beanie baby collection where the don't shine! Or he would have been dragged out of my house by his nose.

 

Unfortunately, this is one of those guys who not only talks tough,,,he is tough and even in my prime, as good a bluffer as I was, I couldn't take someone like him in a fair fight and I'm not going to coldcock him because he's obnoxious. These type of things tend to balance out though....for instance, he recently soent thirty grand on a collectible gun that ended up not having the provenance that was hinted at, with all sales final.

 

Poetic justice!