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BEST COVER EVER!

Did someone say "Monkeys"? People say we monkey around...

Awesome, Shiv!!

This one's freaking sweet. That's the kinda [!@#%^&^] that gives me nightmares. I'm afraid of those giant bunny suits. You know, the big ones with the huge, dead eyes?

Thanks. Those are nice books. Shouldn't you be undergoing electroshock therapy somewhere?

You are in the Joe and Khaos crowd! You only get official recognition if you buy a comic from me! WAIT!! I DID buy a book off of you!! Remember? The Giant-Size POS FF book that was nigh-comically (pun intended) overgraded??

I gave you kudos for our last transaction....didn't I? Or.....maybe you are one of the unnamed "cool" people? Don't worry....you may be an azz but you're cool with me! To quote another famous Canuck... "Everything I dooooo I do it for youuuuu"

I gave you kudos for our last transaction....didn't I? Or.....maybe you are one of the unnamed "cool" people?

My bud got a HOS 81 pic--looks VF+. The HOM 190 looks about 7.5. All I'm saying is don't get nuts bidding on these because you may get disappointed. *SIGH*, he's still gonna rake in the dough. Watch redf1shing go nuts. Wait until you see the BINs I plan to have on my 3 horror books on my next round of auctions. Waiting for redf1shing it hit it! Is he buying ALL horror books? He doesn't consider Weird War to be horror books so nothing to see there!

My bud got a HOS 81 pic--looks VF+. The HOM 190 looks about 7.5. All I'm saying is don't get nuts bidding on these because you may get disappointed. *SIGH*, he's still gonna rake in the dough. Watch redf1shing go nuts. Wait until you see the BINs I plan to have on my 3 horror books on my next round of auctions. Waiting for redf1shing it hit it! Is he buying ALL horror books?

Kudos to AlexH for some sweet, sweet Vertigos! (100 Bullets.) Thanks, 'hog!

you got 2/4 correct. I know you read them, it's cover whores that I was refering to, they know who they are.

How many hours did you take for that one? (Take a few more.) Are you guys still having your little tiff? Remember, spontaneity is the essence of wit, which is a bit difficult to carry off on a message board. We're ALWAYS tiffing... it's what we do. (And the "hours" comment was crafted specificially because Deathlok is timing all of my posts. I'm sure he found it hysterical. But now that I think about it, probably not. Don't you love it when the parenthetical aside is five times larger than the main content?)

How many hours did you take for that one? (Take a few more.)

Git on outta here, yew! Git! :::stomps feet::: Okie dokie, JED! (brushes hayseed off self, leaves for higher realms.) Why was that feller covered in hayseed??? Where's my darlin' daughter Petunia?!?!?!?!?!?!?! PETUNIA! You better not have gone and gotten yerself spoiled by another vagabond! I believe you mean "spoilt." Redneck 101 -- t instead of ed. I'm sorry... I was so drunk/stoned/hopped-up/renal failurated on Granny's moonshine last night that, well, I'm afraid I let my redneck grammar slide. Almost 13 hours on this response, MajorLastWord This is a message board, not a chatroom, Timelok.

Git on outta here, yew! Git! :::stomps feet::: Okie dokie, JED! (brushes hayseed off self, leaves for higher realms.) Why was that feller covered in hayseed??? Where's my darlin' daughter Petunia?!?!?!?!?!?!?! PETUNIA! You better not have gone and gotten yerself spoiled by another vagabond! I believe you mean "spoilt." Redneck 101 -- t instead of ed. I'm sorry... I was so drunk/stoned/hopped-up/renal failurated on Granny's moonshine last night that, well, I'm afraid I let my redneck grammar slide.

Git on outta here, yew! Git! :::stomps feet::: Okie dokie, JED! (brushes hayseed off self, leaves for higher realms.) Why was that feller covered in hayseed??? Where's my darlin' daughter Petunia?!?!?!?!?!?!?! PETUNIA! You better not have gone and gotten yerself spoiled by another vagabond!

Git on outta here, yew! Git! :::stomps feet:::

Is there something wrong with your keyboard, or is it just the insufficiently_thoughtful_person struggling to operate it?

Sheesh! I was just teasing... settle down, chump! Why don't you go buy some Team America or something?

What's your avatar made out of? I mean, you must be at least PART raccoon... you sure do like digging for trash!

Hey, man, you're the one looking for TEN of them because you think it's going to be the hottest book since Hulk 181. It's not OUR fault you're mad as a hatter!