Not a phone call about our investments that anyone would want to get:
"Hi Bob. Sorry to call so late. Yeah, about that Hulk #1 that you own $500 of. There's been a mishap. We were showing it to an investor last night, and well, he dropped it. Bob, don't scream like that, please? Anyway, when it hit the floor it bent the corner of page 7. We were lucky it didn't damage the cover. But the bad news is..., well Bob, I don't really know how to say it. That corner of page 7 was what you invested in. So, your shares are practically worthless. Bob, please, stop crying. What's that? I can assure you my parents were married when I was born.Now that is very rude and I am not that fond of livestock. I felt you should hear it from me rather than get a form letter and this is the thanks I get. We'll cash out your shares and send you the $12.50 next week. Good night".