I should start a sales thread that states "unusual rules apply" and then just make up a bunch of crazy crap.
1 - "Take it" must be followed by the words, "My Lord". Take it w/My Lord trumps all PM negotiations. Failure to post "My Lord" may not secure you the comic if another buyer posts "Take it" with "My Lord" before you do
2 - All payments must include two extra half pennies
3 - I reserve the right to call all buyers by random pet names
4 - Decision of the marmoset is final
5 - Every third buyer gets a random gift, which may include (but is not limited to) pocket lint, a cookie, unsolicited romantic advice, a 20 year old video arcade token, and pornographic images with all the good parts blacked out.