If you were the newest Evil Criminal Mastermind in Comics What would you do?

[thehumantorch]

The world. Bwa Hwa Hwa.

[hockey&comicsguy]

I would try to hook up with Zatanna. That would be my true goal. World domination, killing Batman, and getting my hands on one of those nifty green lantern rings would all come up a distant 2nd to getting my shag on with Zatanna. (thumbs u

[Ares]

Nuke the world

[TheWatcher]

Shave Roy's head

[mackenzie999]

Shoot Batman with a gun. No monologue, no fiendish predicament, just bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.

[Jeffro.]

First I'd follow my mentor and steal some cakes

 

 

Then I'd kill Captain America and tap dat azz

[User 01001010]

Shoot Batman with a gun. No monologue, no fiendish predicament, just bullets. Lots and lots of bullets.

 

i was going to make that a choice but i couldn't figure out a way to put it on there where the majority would get the joke.

 

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[Mutant Manatee]

Shave Roy's head

 

 

Thread closed!

[Claudio]

I would try to hook up with Zatanna. That would be my true goal. World domination, killing Batman, and getting my hands on one of those nifty green lantern rings would all come up a distant 2nd to getting my shag on with Zatanna. (thumbs u

ooooooooooookay.

 

I went with world domination. The only way to achieve world domination would be with more bullets and less talking....

[Reno McCoy]

I'd inevitably get my handed to me by the local super hero, so who cares what I was trying to do?

[Beau]

Turn Squirrel Girl to the dark side.

[Sal]

Jesus, world domination, what a pain in the that would be. Think of the paperwork alone!

 

 

No, I'd invent a gas that would kill anyone below a certain threshold of synapses firing, thus eliminating all the really stupid people.

 

 

I'm thinking I'd get a Nobel out of it, at the least

[whisp]

I would make Al Qaida look like a bunch of kittens playing in a pit of gummy bears.

[Ares]

I'd inevitably get my handed to me by the local super hero, so who cares what I was trying to do?

 

Thats cause you'd have to stop monologuing your plans and just do it like Ozymandias

[Ares]

Jesus, world domination, what a pain in the that would be. Think of the paperwork alone!

 

 

No, I'd invent a gas that would kill anyone below a certain threshold of synapses firing, thus eliminating all the really stupid people.

 

 

I'm thinking I'd get a Nobel out of it, at the least

 

Then who would do all the work.

The Smart Lazy people?

[jordanscott]

I admit it.

 

I'm one of the 5 that selected punch babies.

[He11blazer]

I admit it.

 

I'm one of the 5 that selected punch babies.

 

[Guest Grails]

I admit it.

 

I'm one of the 5 that selected punch babies.

 

I'm the puppy kicker.

[Ares]

I admit it.

 

I'm one of the 5 that selected punch babies.

 

I'm the puppy kicker.

 

baby puncher!!

 

NO option to nuke the world

[s-man]

FIRST the World THEN the Crack business! (thumbs u