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Do any of you want to die...

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in a book?

 

thinking about putting together a little novella with real people deciding how they would want to die in a ficticious story.

 

just wondering

 

 

j

 

ME ME ME

 

I want to die while making love to a sexy female supermodel

 

Beat you to it.

 

Who said anything about you being shagged to death by a supermodel?

 

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Does he work in Forbidden Planet?

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I would like to be dragged the wrong way across security parking spikes in a freak accident.

 

Like I get out of the car while it's running to make sure the trunk is closed after shopping somewhere and while I am in the trunk rearranging stuff my son, or daughter crawl into the front seat and just as I am closing the trunk my child throws it into gear. While I fight to get my jacket off and free myself from the car I fall and the jacket tears just enough to lower me to the ground as the kids are trying to hit the break but accidentally stomp on the gas. Seconds after I hear the tires blow I feel the spikes rip into my flash and pull my spine from my body.

 

Something nice like that would be cool.

 

Danny

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I'd like to die under mysterious cirumstances, my body found in the basement, naked, covered head to toe with mid-grade copies of Skull the Slayer 1.

 

With a cat gnawing at my feet.

 

 

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Do any of you want to die...

 

So what type of Emo BS is this?

 

 

hm

 

 

i am anything but emo.

 

the book will be called

 

I Killed You...Why I have no friends.

 

i can take the jokes and everything but calling me emo is...unspeakable.

 

i am no puss ey

 

j

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I'd like to die under mysterious cirumstances, my body found in the basement, naked, covered head to toe with mid-grade copies of Skull the Slayer 1.

 

With a cat gnawing at my feet.

 

 

Cats are great.

 

they're playful, sometimes cuddly, and full of all sorts of mischief...

 

And, if you die alone, they won't let you go to waste.

 

They'll skeletize you in a heartbeat.

 

No muss, no fuss!

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Count me in.

 

Emo.

I got nothing else better to do. (shrug) Emo my . I'm not a MCR fan, I listen to metal! :headbang:

 

Sorry, I meant Emu.

 

I'll send you some Skindred, you can't wait for that, it's too good.

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Do any of you want to die...

 

So what type of Emo BS is this?

 

 

hm

 

 

i am anything but emo.

 

the book will be called

 

I Killed You...Why I have no friends.

 

i can take the jokes and everything but calling me emo is...unspeakable.

 

i am no puss ey

 

j

 

Daaaaang Son!...

 

:jokealert:

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