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we'll still have All-Star Western #10

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Never saw Goonies.

 

lol

 

 

 

Good Lord... wwwMessenToolscom-Varios-big-071.gif

 

What's next?

 

You've never seen Caddyshack? Blazing Saddles? Dazed and Confused? Clerks? Slap Shot? The Big Lebowski? They Live? Heathers?

 

How deep does your depravity run?

 

Heathers :cloud9:

 

"I say we go with Big Blue, here!"

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Never saw Goonies.

 

lol

How deep does your depravity run?

 

Come to Chicago and find out.

 

:devil:

 

 

I live in Chicago. They will have your photo at all border crossing locations. :ohnoez:

 

Damn. Another state.

 

 

 

Roy I'm going to guess that it is at least a 2hr delay every time you cross the border. Am I close?

 

If you drove a VW Bus, you probably would know them all by name now!

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Never saw Goonies.

 

lol

 

What friggin planet are you from?

TURN IN YOUR NERD CARD, IMMEDIATELY! :sumo:

 

Go buy this movie and watch it with your kids. You'll thank me.

 

 

Canadians.

 

:screwy:

 

The Goonies is one of the greatest films ever made.

 

Ever.

 

(thumbs u

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As a huge Jonah Hex fan, I too have to agree that this movie, much like a punisher movie should be easy to do right (and well). Cut the chicks and mumbo jumbo, no explosions at all, no supernatural, no stupid one liners. Hollywood sucks. I still cant get over that logo. I am completely dumbfounded by the look. F-

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"No pen....no write...no, no...no SIGN! NO SIGN!!!"

 

"Gee Mr. you're hungrier than I am!"

"Rocky Road?"

"Baybee Ruuth?"

 

"In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the doggggg!"

 

"I'm setting bootie traps!"

 

"You mean boobie traps"

 

"Dat's what I said, bootie traps!"

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If I remember correctly, Lyle Alzado the great Denver Bronco was in Goonies. And part of it was filmed here in Oregon. You just know its good

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"No pen....no write...no, no...no SIGN! NO SIGN!!!"

 

"Gee Mr. you're hungrier than I am!"

"Rocky Road?"

"Baybee Ruuth?"

 

"In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the doggggg!"

 

"I'm setting bootie traps!"

 

"You mean boobie traps"

 

"Dat's what I said, bootie traps!"

 

"Yeah and I bet it was even more impressive than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's Pizza, right?"

"Ok Brandon, Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house to use the bathroom.....but his sister did!"

 

"Whats that? What is that?

"Oh shet what?"

"That mess! I want that cleaned up right this instant!"

"Oh sure, yeah!"

 

And one of my FAVORITES!

 

"1632"

"Whats that? A year?"

"No it's your top score in Pole Position."

 

(if there is mistakes, I apologize it is all from the ol memory bank. Helleva movie!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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How'd this become a Goonies thread? I never saw it as a kid and didn't care for it when I saw it as an adult. Maybe me meeting Sean Astin kinda soured the experience of seeing the movie. He was a person_who_is_obnoxiously_self-impressed in person.

 

Back on topic, I knew to lower my expectations when Megan Fox signed on to this movie. I saw the first showing today and I must say it isn't AS BAD as everyone thinks. I give it 2 and a half out of 5 stars. It wasn't Megan's fault, but really the editing. I think the makers of this movie could have done better if it was 30-45 minutes longer and developed the main characters better. I have to say Jonah Hex would have been better as a Showtime or HBO series.

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Well, critics from the "New York Press" and "New York Times" have weighed in with positive reviews on Rottentomatoes.

They should have their critic licenses revoked.

 

 

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Well, critics from the "New York Press" and "New York Times" have weighed in with positive reviews on Rottentomatoes.

They should have their critic licenses revoked.

 

 

The critic from the NYT does say "she (Fox) fills out the Victorian hooker clothes that make the most of her swelling, perspiring bosom." I expect this to lead in advertisements going forward.

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How'd this become a Goonies thread? I never saw it as a kid and didn't care for it when I saw it as an adult. Maybe me meeting Sean Astin kinda soured the experience of seeing the movie. He was a person_who_is_obnoxiously_self-impressed in person.

 

Back on topic, I knew to lower my expectations when Megan Fox signed on to this movie. I saw the first showing today and I must say it isn't AS BAD as everyone thinks. I give it 2 and a half out of 5 stars. It wasn't Megan's fault, but really the editing. I think the makers of this movie could have done better if it was 30-45 minutes longer and developed the main characters better. I have to say Jonah Hex would have been better as a Showtime or HBO series.

 

It became a Goonies thread because Jonah Hex is gonna suck- game, set match.

And Goonies did not/does not.

It is a shame with such a spectacular character and comic.

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