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Just saw = Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’

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This has to be the movie I've been the least excited about in my entire life.

I expect box office totals to be in the tens of dollars.

 

 

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I want to see this movie, I hopefullydill be able to see it while the pro bowl is on!

 

It's the second thing I want to see this weekend. First is Spartacus War of the Damned! :thumbsup:

 

+1 on Spartacus! I can't wait!

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I liked Van Helsing and the Brothers Grimm. So, I'm sure I'll like this one.

 

Yea my roommate said the same thing.

 

I personally do not enjoy these movies type of cinematic style, but I would assume if you enjoyed the other two then this movie should be right up you alley.

 

At least he movie is adult oriented since it is rated "R."

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Not sure why it got a R

The blond (red in movie) girl in the show is nude from the back and topless once :ohnoez: and the exploding head stuff is less graphic then the tv walking dead show

This could easy be PG for TV in a year

:)

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That's because most of cable tv shows are porn for dateless nerds. Ever watch Hung, Weeds or Girls Guide to Depravity, among many others?

Whats cable got to do with movies?

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It's the Norwegian director first foray into american territory.

 

I see on the IMDB page he wrote Dead snow which was a bunch of nazi zombies and was quite good.

 

But i see his next film is something called Kill Buljo 2. hm

 

Sounds familiar.Yup.He made Kill Buljo in 2007,a parody of Kill Bill.

 

 

Too bad the fake director name Alan Smithee can't be used anymore.

 

Alan Smithee (also Allen Smithee) was an official pseudonym used by film directors who wish to disown a project, coined in 1968. Until its use was formally discontinued in 2000,it was the sole pseudonym used by members of the Directors Guild of America (DGA) when a director, dissatisfied with the final product, proved to the satisfaction of a guild panel that he or she had not been able to exercise creative control over a film. The director was also required by guild rules not to discuss the circumstances leading to the move or even to acknowledge being the actual director

 

 

 

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Interesting. Rotten Tomatoes has it at 11%, but 74% of audiences liked it.

 

I think everyone knows this isn't Les Miserables.

 

If you want a kick- illogical fest...have at it. I actually get in a mood for this type of mindless fun sometimes. I still need to see Django Unchained.

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