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7th Annual Green Eggs Grading Contest - Round 7
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Two men are walking through a forest.  Suddenly, they see a tiger in the distance, running towards them.  They turn and start running away.  But then one of them stops, takes some running shoes from his bag, and starts putting them on.

        “What are you doing?” says the other man.  “Do you think you will run fast than the tiger with those?”

        “I don’t have to run faster than the tiger,” he says.  “I just have to run faster than you.”

 

 

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4 minutes ago, sckao said:

Two men are walking through a forest.  Suddenly, they see a tiger in the distance, running towards them.  They turn and start running away.  But then one of them stops, takes some running shoes from his bag, and starts putting them on.

        “What are you doing?” says the other man.  “Do you think you will run fast than the tiger with those?”

        “I don’t have to run faster than the tiger,” he says.  “I just have to run faster than you.”

 

 

I'd leave the guy to d*** around with his shoes while I took off.

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1 minute ago, comics4all said:

Same here! Just seems cruel & unusual @ this point ! lol

 

I bet Shin pulls the wings off flies.

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