Post Your "Artist Oddly Positioned A Body Part" Here! 2 2

[kav]

On 11/20/2021 at 4:42 PM, Fisionbomb said:

Not a body part, but *ahem*, rain..? 

Rain is not white.  thats quite a chinny chin chin she's sportin too.

[Randall Ries]

On 11/20/2021 at 7:24 PM, Comics4All said:

This is some seriously hideous art! 

Sue Storm has a Lucinda Williams thing going on as well.

[Randall Ries]

And of course one of the many Frank Miller terrible art examples. When DKR was being released as single issues, I got to issue 3 and asked the LCS owner "What happened? Who drew this?" He answered "The question to ask is 'Who drew the first two?'" Of course Klaus Janson had. When Miller took over 3 and 4, the quality turned into a contemptible joke. I would NEVER ask for a Miller remarque at a signing. They are ALL contemptuous.

[Randall Ries]

"MUURRRRAUUUGH! MY NECK IS MY WAIST AND VICE VERSA! ALSO, ADMIRE MY BANANA HAMMOCK!!!"

 

[Randall Ries]

Letting 7th graders draw for Marvel? An example of Marvel insulting the intelligence of its reader base.

[Randall Ries]

Not sure wtf this is supposed to be. Someday, we will miss Bob Brown art if this is where we are heading.

[Randall Ries]

[kav]

On 11/20/2021 at 5:49 PM, Randall Ries said:

Letting 7th graders draw for Marvel? An example of Marvel insulting the intelligence of its reader base.

doesnt know the basics of drawing.  The eyes are located midway between the top and bottom of head.  And look at that schnozz.

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/20/2021 at 6:03 PM, kav said:

wut in tarnation is this supposed to be?

Almost looks like a Burton Penguin hand..

[onlyweaknesskryptonite]

On 11/20/2021 at 7:42 PM, Randall Ries said:

"MUURRRRAUUUGH! MY NECK IS MY WAIST AND VICE VERSA! ALSO, ADMIRE MY BANANA HAMMOCK!!!"

 

[Larryw7]

Another Robbins masterpiece.

[Ken Aldred]

On 11/21/2021 at 12:22 AM, Comics4All said:

Does this doofus always have to  yell "split" whenever he sends out a body part? 

I was going to joke and say that at least he doesn’t shout “Amshaz!”, but, on researching…

“Captain Marvel's signature ability, however, was the power to detach his head, limbs and hands and send them flying off in all directions whenever he shouted "Split!" and reattach them when he shouted "Xam!"”

I wasn’t aware of the latter.

Edited November 21, 2021 by Ken Aldred

[Get Marwood & I]

I started a thread some years back called 'Position Impossible' which included quite a few of these. It's sitting in my 'Your Posts Removed by Moderators'. The whole thread got pulled because I masked a few swear words here and there as I pretended to replicate each cover position that was posted. 

Here's one from it - I could never work out whether it was anatomically possible or not, but it didn't half hurt when I tried to replicate it 

[Cat]

On 11/21/2021 at 9:54 AM, Fisionbomb said:

Not a body part, but probably shouldn't have eaten those chains last night...

He's like a dog who's eaten a balloon. Someone's got to hold him down and gently pull it out. 

That or it's a trip to the vet. 

[Ken Aldred]

On 11/21/2021 at 10:32 AM, Get Marwood & I said:

I started a thread some years back called 'Position Impossible' which included quite a few of these. It's sitting in my 'Your Posts Removed by Moderators'. The whole thread got pulled because I masked a few swear words here and there as I pretended to replicate each cover position that was posted. 

Here's one from it - I could never work out whether it was anatomically possible or not, but it didn't half hurt when I tried to replicate it 

Quite a psychedelic comic book story.

During his training to become Master of the Mystic Arts he probably did a lot of yoga and meditation and loosened up, and maybe played Twister with The Ancient One and Baron Mordo.

Edited November 21, 2021 by Ken Aldred

[Get Marwood & I]

On 11/21/2021 at 10:58 AM, Ken Aldred said:

Quite a psychedelic comic book story.

During his training to become Master of the Mystic Arts he probably did a lot of yoga and meditation and loosened up, and maybe played Twister with The Ancient One and Baron Mordo.

Yes. Our cover girl seems to be quite alarmed by the pose, doesn't she Ken. 

[Get Marwood & I]

OK, where do we start...

[letsgrumble]

On 11/21/2021 at 6:18 AM, Get Marwood & I said:

OK, where do we start...

 

[Get Marwood & I]

On 11/21/2021 at 12:13 PM, letsgrumble said:

 

She does seem a little horse doesn't she. Channeling Venom's gloves too. And that's some industrial strength sticky pad on her left foot there. 

[BigLeagueCHEW]

On 11/20/2021 at 11:50 AM, Mecha_Fantastic said:

And of course, this masterpiece. Pick your poison. 

Is that a doozy by Liefeld?