Top 10 Oddest Marvel Characters

[JazzMan]

Now this is funny....

 

 

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1919715_1919722,00.html

 

 

Hellcow

Real name: Bessie

Origins: Switzerland

Powers: Vampire

First appeared: 1975 in Giant Sized Man-Thing issue No. 5

 

The Asbestos Lady

Real name: Victoria Murdock

Power: Fireproof clothing

First appeared: 1947 in Captain America No. 63

 

Lockjaw - I kinda dig him, though.

Alias: Sparky

Powers: Jaws of steel, multidimensional teleportation

First appeared: 1965, in The Fantastic Four No. 45

 

Spider-Ham - You saw this one coming, didn't you?

Real name: Peter Porker

Powers: All of Spider-Man's gifts, plus a snout

First appeared: 1983 in Marvel Tails No. 1

 

The Great Lakes Avengers

Other names: The Great Lakes Champions, the Great Lakes Initiative

Home base: Milwaukee

Powers: High-pitched voice, voluntary obesity, squirrels

First appeared: 1989 in West Coast Avengers issue No. 46

 

Puppet Master

Real name: Phillip Masters

Place of birth: Dragorin, Transia

Powers: Uses radioactive clay to bring his puppets to life; they then proceed to wreak havoc.

First appeared: 1962 in Fantastic Four No. 8

 

Howard The Duck - You knew he had to be on the list

Aliases: Master of Quak Fu, the Feathered Fury

Place of birth: New Stork City, Duckworld

Powers: None, unless a wry sense of humor and a foul mouth count

First appeared: 1973 in Adventure into Fear No. 19

 

Swarm

Real name: Fritz von Meyer

Place of birth: Somewhere in Germany

Powers: Can mentally influence the actions of bees and sometimes other insects

First appeared: 1977 in Champions No. 14

 

Ego

Real name: Ego (aliases include Nu-Xandar and the Living Planet)

Place of birth:: The Black Galaxy

Powers: It can shift its surface to appear as if it had a giant face and even grow enormous tentacles

First appeared: 1966 in Thor No. 132

 

Dazzler - I'm sure there are more bizarre Marvel characters than her

Real name: Alison Blaire

Hometown:: Gardendale, Long Island, New York

Powers: "Transducing" sonic vibrations into blinding light; creating holograms; roller-skating. She is also immune to the harmful effects of bright lights and loud noise

First appeared: 1980 in X-Men No. 130

[thehumantorch]

Great list but where is the Turnip Lady?

[JazzMan]

Anyone have a picture of Hellcow? That's got to be someone's worst idea ever.

[s-man]

Swarm

Real name: Fritz von Meyer

Place of birth: Somewhere in Germany

Powers: Can mentally influence the actions of bees and sometimes other insects

First appeared: 1977 in Champions No. 14

 

This character was in an ep of Spidey and his Amazing Friends, but it wasnt an actual guy it was an entity from a meteorite that formed its body from a swarm of bees and turned people into drones with a ray from its eyes. Now THATS odd!

[thehumantorch]

Now this is funny....

 

 

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1919715_1919722,00.html

 

The Great Lakes Avengers

Other names: The Great Lakes Champions, the Great Lakes Initiative

Home base: Milwaukee

Powers: High-pitched voice, voluntary obesity, squirrels

First appeared: 1989 in West Coast Avengers issue No. 46

 

Voluntary obesity? How exactly does that power work?

[JazzMan]

Anyone have a picture of Hellcow? That's got to be someone's worst idea ever.

 

I found it.

 

[JazzMan]

Now this is funny....

 

 

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1919715_1919722,00.html

 

The Great Lakes Avengers

Other names: The Great Lakes Champions, the Great Lakes Initiative

Home base: Milwaukee

Powers: High-pitched voice, voluntary obesity, squirrels

First appeared: 1989 in West Coast Avengers issue No. 46

 

Voluntary obesity? How exactly does that power work?

 

She's a squirter.

[bronze_rules]

Anyone have a picture of Hellcow? That's got to be someone's worst idea ever.

 

I found it.

 

 

Hellcow rocks! But dawg was the absolute best. Surprised he didn't get his own title. Heck, if dollar could..

[Fedoraman]

Mindworm has to rank up there somewhere...

[Scrooge]

WHAT!!! People left out Paste Pot Pete

[BradleyX2]

Voluntary obesity? How exactly does that power work?

 

 

Big Bertha (real name: Ashley Crawford) can go from this:

 

 

 

to this:

 

 

 

and back again anytime she wants.

[VintageComics]

Lockjaw does NOT belong on this list.

 

[thehumantorch]

Voluntary obesity? How exactly does that power work?

 

 

Big Bertha (real name: Ashley Crawford) can go from this:

 

 

 

to this:

 

 

 

and back again anytime she wants.

 

Thanks. Dang, she's pretty hot in the first panel.

 

I'm surprised Porcupine isn't in the list.

[s-man]

Lockjaw does NOT belong on this list.

 

 

Apparently he is the world's greatest superhero (at least according to this..)

 

http://enterthestory.com/lockjaw.html

[bronze_rules]

Voluntary obesity? How exactly does that power work?

 

 

Big Bertha (real name: Ashley Crawford) can go from this:

 

 

 

to this:

 

 

 

and back again anytime she wants.

 

Thanks. Dang, she's pretty hot in the first panel.

 

I'm surprised Porcupine isn't in the list.

 

If anyone watches heroes, there was a character just like this.

Now I know were they got their inspiration.

[CJ]

Although Marvel has tried to make him look cooler, I think their oddest character ever is The Spot

 

[Marvelfangirl]

Anyone have a picture of Hellcow? That's got to be someone's worst idea ever.

 

I found it.

 

Dude that's just so wrong in so many ways

[s-man]

Anyone have a picture of Hellcow? That's got to be someone's worst idea ever.

 

I found it.

 

 

Thats hellamoo!

[Real Frantic One]

What about the Hypno-Hustler? This has to be on the list!

 

[BronzeBruce13]

How about Modok... the guy with the 2 ton head and 50 lb. body. Some woman gave birth to him right? Poor woman must have died in labor... or burst.