Best one liners in Board history?

[seanfingh]

 

I wish I had kept the list of all the lines that I put in my sig line. For years if something made me literally laugh out loud, I would sig line it, and it would stay until the next time I lol'd. So many funny people on here. The hardest I ever laughed was when Caira dispatched the balloon animal squad for the first time.

[Dr. Balls]

Go pound sand

 

Personal favorite of mine.

[divad]

Go pound sand

 

Personal favorite of mine.

 

Agreed.

[joecgcmaniac]

"Your moral compass is wound too tight."

[Boboset]

Dry your tears.

 

[joecgcmaniac]

"Try to ban me from posting. Try."

[comicwiz]

"Breadstick arms" and "black-hearted dwarf"

[divad]

Wasn't that, "Pencil-necked geek with breadstick arms"?

 

(who live in your mama's basement)

[Iceman399]

No one knows if the OP is still alive

[Mark 1]

"Meet me in Phil's parking lot"

 

[comicdonna]

Mannup!

[seanfingh]

 

And "Face jobbing for Grandpa."

[jjonahjameson1]

Mannup!

 

Timeless!

[joecgcmaniac]

"If you see Mike Dringenberg, give him the finger for me."

[seanfingh]

[Junkdrawer]

I think it was written once. WTFDYTYA?

[seanfingh]

OMGWTFBBQ was better than that one.

[Cat-Man_America]

And "Face jobbing for Grandpa."

 

 

This one gets my vote, but MANNUP had a profound influence!

[The Black Hand ®]

"If it's not disclosed, you're being hosed".

[The Black Hand ®]

"There's nothing I like better than women in tubes."