revat Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I watched this a couple days ago,what a stinker! Drap,boring,cardboard cutout characters,stiff dialogue and not one likeable person in the whole flick. Hell,I was rooting for the black hole at the end. Watched it on HBO last night. It was better than having malaria. That's the closest to a nice thing I can say about it. Having the team be drunk when they went to the other dimension sums up everything that was wrong with that smoking turd. its on hbo? I'm in! Is there an associated drinking game I should play while watching? Does it hurt or help that as a rule, I hate Miles Teller? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topofthetotem Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I watched this a couple days ago,what a stinker! Drap,boring,cardboard cutout characters,stiff dialogue and not one likeable person in the whole flick. Hell,I was rooting for the black hole at the end. Watched it on HBO last night. It was better than having malaria. That's the closest to a nice thing I can say about it. Having the team be drunk when they went to the other dimension sums up everything that was wrong with that smoking turd. Could have been HBO I saw it on. Oh well at least me and my boy had a good laugh at how lame it was so that's a plus I guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seanfingh Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I watched this a couple days ago,what a stinker! Drap,boring,cardboard cutout characters,stiff dialogue and not one likeable person in the whole flick. Hell,I was rooting for the black hole at the end. Watched it on HBO last night. It was better than having malaria. That's the closest to a nice thing I can say about it. Having the team be drunk when they went to the other dimension sums up everything that was wrong with that smoking turd. its on hbo? I'm in! Is there an associated drinking game I should play while watching? Does it hurt or help that as a rule, I hate Miles Teller? If you drink every time something sucks, you will be passed out 40 minutes in, and save yourself the last half, which is even worse than the first half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retrothecollector Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 I watched this a couple days ago,what a stinker! Drap,boring,cardboard cutout characters,stiff dialogue and not one likeable person in the whole flick. Hell,I was rooting for the black hole at the end. Watched it on HBO last night. It was better than having malaria. That's the closest to a nice thing I can say about it. Having the team be drunk when they went to the other dimension sums up everything that was wrong with that smoking turd. its on hbo? I'm in! Is there an associated drinking game I should play while watching? Does it hurt or help that as a rule, I hate Miles Teller? If you drink every time something sucks, you will be passed out 40 minutes in, and save yourself the last half, which is even worse than the first half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marvelcollector Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 They still just don't get it. Exemplified by stating they" made a bad movie", followed by "we love that cast". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEnglandGothic Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 They still just don't get it. Exemplified by stating they" made a bad movie", followed by "we love that cast". Each of the leads probably owes the studio two more movies due to a contract. If they have to pay them even if they're no longer cast in it (see Robert Wuhl in 'Batman'.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revat Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 They still just don't get it. Exemplified by stating they" made a bad movie", followed by "we love that cast". Each of the leads probably owes the studio two more movies due to a contract. If they have to pay them even if they're no longer cast in it (see Robert Wuhl in 'Batman'.) Are the Knicks still paying Allen Houston? And the Red Sox will keep paying Pablo Sandoval....what are the odds he becomes a better player after David Ortiz retires? About as high as the odds of the Panda not eating an entire pizza tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisco37 Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 They still just don't get it. Exemplified by stating they" made a bad movie", followed by "we love that cast". Each of the leads probably owes the studio two more movies due to a contract. If they have to pay them even if they're no longer cast in it (see Robert Wuhl in 'Batman'.) Are the Knicks still paying Allen Houston? And the Red Sox will keep paying Pablo Sandoval....what are the odds he becomes a better player after David Ortiz retires? About as high as the odds of the Panda not eating an entire pizza tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdoginohio Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Fox The next FF movie will now be a comedy film starring Will Ferrell as Mister Fantastic and Kevin Hart as Dr. Doom. And Peter Dinklage as The Thing and Lena Dunham as Sue Storm. Who cares who plays The Torch, he's on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeddieMercede Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Oh boy. Simon Kinberg Says Fox Still Wants to Make Another Fantastic Four Movie "We didn't make a good movie," Kinberg told DenOfGeek about 2015's Fantastic Four. "The world voted, and I think they probably voted correctly. And you can't make a good movie every time out - not everybody does. We actually have a pretty good batting average, all things considered. But I think we made many mistakes when we made that movie - mistakes that we learned from and we wouldn't repeat." "We want to make another Fantastic Four movie. We love that cast," he said, calling out all four of the actors in the critical and box office flop. "I love the comic, I mean I love it almost as much as X-Men. We'll try to be truer to the essence of Fantastic Four, which is largely distinct from the X-Men, which is brighter, funner, more optimistic in tone." The writer/producer said it was a mistake to "make a darker Fantastic Four movie" that ignored the "DNA of the comic." Sure you're gonna make another Fantastic Four movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEnglandGothic Posted May 13, 2016 Share Posted May 13, 2016 Fox The next FF movie will now be a comedy film starring Will Ferrell as Mister Fantastic and Kevin Hart as Dr. Doom. And Peter Dinklage as The Thing and Lena Dunham as Sue Storm. Who cares who plays The Torch, he's on fire. Mahk Wahlbuhg would make an awesome edition to that cast! "Hey, say hi to your mother for me and flame on!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bosco685 Posted May 13, 2016 Author Share Posted May 13, 2016 Oh boy. Simon Kinberg Says Fox Still Wants to Make Another Fantastic Four Movie "We didn't make a good movie," Kinberg told DenOfGeek about 2015's Fantastic Four. "The world voted, and I think they probably voted correctly. And you can't make a good movie every time out - not everybody does. We actually have a pretty good batting average, all things considered. But I think we made many mistakes when we made that movie - mistakes that we learned from and we wouldn't repeat." "We want to make another Fantastic Four movie. We love that cast," he said, calling out all four of the actors in the critical and box office flop. "I love the comic, I mean I love it almost as much as X-Men. We'll try to be truer to the essence of Fantastic Four, which is largely distinct from the X-Men, which is brighter, funner, more optimistic in tone." The writer/producer said it was a mistake to "make a darker Fantastic Four movie" that ignored the "DNA of the comic." Sure you're gonna make another Fantastic Four movie. A shame I got so busy at work today. It's like I threw a hand grenade and ran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fantastic_four Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 I watched this a couple days ago,what a stinker! Drap,boring,cardboard cutout characters,stiff dialogue and not one likeable person in the whole flick. Hell,I was rooting for the black hole at the end. Watched it on HBO last night. It was better than having malaria. That's the closest to a nice thing I can say about it. Having the team be drunk when they went to the other dimension sums up everything that was wrong with that smoking turd. its on hbo? I'm in! Is there an associated drinking game I should play while watching? Does it hurt or help that as a rule, I hate Miles Teller? I'm forum-named after this film, and I own the full run of the comic. I'm an optimist...but I'm not a masochist. I don't know why I'd want to watch this film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FineCollector Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Truthfully, I could plagiarize Honey I Shrunk The Kids, replace the dog with Lockjaw, stick Psycho Man in there somewhere, and still make a better FF movie than the excrement they're going to push out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revat Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Wife has meetings all day. I'm gonna enjoy some udon and an adult beverage and watch this bad boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEnglandGothic Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 It becomes so terrible, it starts to actually work on that level. Still not as bad as Batman & Robin. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance or Crow: Wicked Prayer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatsby77 Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Or Jonah Hex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkman Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Oh boy. Simon Kinberg Says Fox Still Wants to Make Another Fantastic Four Movie "We want to make another Fantastic Four movie. We love that cast," he said, calling out all four of the actors in the critical and box office flop. Michael B. Jordan has already moved on to join the Black Panther cast. He's too smart and has too many options to shoot another bad FF movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
revat Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Wife has meetings all day. I'm gonna enjoy some udon and an adult beverage and watch this bad boy Finished! It didn't offend me, just bored me, like really really bored Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewEnglandGothic Posted May 14, 2016 Share Posted May 14, 2016 Wife has meetings all day. I'm gonna enjoy some udon and an adult beverage and watch this bad boy Finished! It didn't offend me, just bored me, like really really bored Not quite the same experience you had when you watched The Incredibles for the first time, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
