Senormac Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 So the trouble started when Mr. Emm and Mr. Ocho had an argument about what animal makes the best pet..... "Dogs are better " "Dogs are idiotic ! Cats are better" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scturo Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senormac Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 It wasn't long before Mr. Deadbird and Mr. Volt got involved..... "Dogs are way better! Cats are stupid. They are afraid of their own shadows...." "Cats can jump higher and climb trees too. They are way better! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senormac Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 That's when Mr. Beach got into it, raising his voice and standing up...... "If I even see a cat, I smash it with my hammer fist !!" Kraven seeing that his BBQ party was about to get out of hand stood up also, raising his voice even louder than Mr. Beachs'.... "The King of beasts is a cat !! Dogs are not even the Duke of beasts!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senormac Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 (edited) Mr. Ocho raised his voice even louder..... "Just let me get my *hic* feet and I'll show you what I think of dogs!" Mr. Volt was not far behind.... "I like the way you think Mr. Ocho, plus dogs are smelly!" Edited May 2, 2016 by Senormac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
comeaux Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 This is some really funny stuff ... great job !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senormac Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Things were just about to get out of hand ..... But Kraven called for a truce and invited them to swig their brews like he had done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senormac Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Kravens words were heeded. They each downed their brews in a flash. Mr. Ocho got a bit happy after that and kept calling for "MORE BEER" !! But then, the BBQ'd ducks were finished and it was time to eat. It was a great feast. Then Kraven showed them to the door and they all wobbled home full and happy. The End Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeklo Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Judging by their size compared to the amount of beer in the glasses, I'd guesstimate they have an ABC of .02% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01TheDude Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 That seems way off-- imagine if someone drank a 55 gallon barrel of beer -- you would die of alcohol poisoning. Well-- unless you were composed mostly of plastic and had no actual digestive, nervous, or pulmonary systems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeklo Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 That's why I called it an Alcohol Blood Content instead of Blood Alcohol Content. Figured it would be easier to calculate how much blood was left in their alcohol system... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAHokie Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 That's why I called it an Alcohol Blood Content instead of Blood Alcohol Content. Figured it would be easier to calculate how much blood was left in their alcohol system... Either way, your math is severely off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namisgr Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Tough crowd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeklo Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 That's why I called it an Alcohol Blood Content instead of Blood Alcohol Content. Figured it would be easier to calculate how much blood was left in their alcohol system... Either way, your math is severely off. Probably...I had to take an incomplete in my "Action Figure Biology" class last semester. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porcupine48 Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 Mac,that was awesomest-sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senormac Posted May 1, 2016 Share Posted May 1, 2016 thanks porcupine. Kraven is going to Designer Toast next Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkaban Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Toasty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAHokie Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 The last couple of people have really knocked it out of the park. That was great Senormac! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scturo Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Great job Senormac, Travel on Kraven! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetalPSI Posted May 2, 2016 Share Posted May 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
