Designer Toast Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 But the coloring didn't last long and Kraven started making some ridiculous demands, including asking to order him a pizza delivery from Domino's and asking where the strippers and midgets were. Kraven also demanded a carousel ride and a violin playing clown for entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 Kraven then stood up and began screaming about UFOs, chemtrails, and something about a clown conspiracy with the Kardashians, and that the Kardashians were all reptilians sucking the life force from the planet. Okay, hard to argue with that last one, but Kraven was out of line and stepped right over it when he challenged an 80 year old guy in a wheelchair to real life match of Rainbow 6. "I'll come as Frost, you old mother fu..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 20, 2016 Share Posted June 20, 2016 I admit I panicked a bit and was feeling pretty embarrassed. Luckily, my wife knew exactly how to put Kraven back in line. My wife... Once Kraven had calmed down, he apologized and said he wasn't sure what had come over him. I enjoyed the meal as much as I could, but I was becoming more and more concerned about Kraven's irrational and unpredictable behavior. I began to seriously ponder what I had gotten myself into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Senormac Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 (edited) Gonna take Kraven to the Schnitzer ?? Edited June 21, 2016 by Senormac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 21, 2016 Share Posted June 21, 2016 Gonna take Kraven to the Schnitzer ?? Probably. Hopefully he'll behave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Kraven went on a sting operation with me today. Pics to follow in the next few days. In the meantime, Kraven did get an IKEA delivery and helped me set up my new drum kit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Kraven was enjoying his stay but said he'd like a little space. We initially went hunting for a place for Kraven, but he didn't find anything he liked. Being a college town, there wasn't really anything with a lot of space Kraven could afford - his travels were starting to hit his bank account a bit. mess, it looked like Kraven might have to get a job... I told Kraven I'd have a modular home installed on the property and he could come and go as he pleased. Kraven was pretty excited about it and told me he had a delivery from Ikea coming. Kraven decided to whip out his emergency credit card and put it to use. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Some packages arrived for Kraven for his new soon-to-be installed quarters. Kraven was pretty happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 One package in particular caught my attention. Clearly this is why Kraven developed a sudden need for privacy. Free will, man,free will...and who am I to judge Kraven? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Kraven dove right in the box with his new bedroom set, giggling that he'd save "Betty" for later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Kraven, as many of us experience, was a bit frustrated with the instructions. Kraven could read every language the instructions were in because of his travels around the world, but he could not decipher the low-res printed prictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Kraven said "screw the instructions" and moved on. after all, he was Kraven The Hunter and would not stand for defeat in any realm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Then again, Kraven could appreciate taking the appropriate steps to correctly assemble something... ...or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Kraven went right back to his roots and decided to do it big game style. "If you can't do it with a machete, you're weak and worthless!," growled Kraven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 I must say, I was damn impressed with Kraven's machete prowess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 Once the modular unit arrives for Kraven, I promised him we'd paint and get him situated. I did emphasize Kraven was on his own where his inflatable companion was concerned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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