Silly Monsters (and other goofies) 0

[ADAMANTIUM]

I know what I'll combat him with my blue and purple pants!  are you kidding green pants will rue the day!!!

[Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet]

11 hours ago, Marwood & I said:

"THE THING HAS US TRAPPED!! THERE'S NO PLACE TO RUN!"

"I see you! He-he, heh, heh. I see you! He, heh-heh, heh, heh. I see you!"

"You know Joe, I'm kind of ashamed of you for not coming up with something better than The Thing.  I mean, anyone can see it is some kind of thing...tell you what, I'll throw you a bunch of consonants with no vowels and we'll see what we come up with."

[Get Marwood & I]

5 hours ago, Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet said:

"You know Joe, I'm kind of ashamed of you for not coming up with something better than The Thing.  I mean, anyone can see it is some kind of thing...tell you what, I'll throw you a bunch of consonants with no vowels and we'll see what we come up with."

 

You dare to mock the might of THRRGTKKLM Earthling?! 

[Unca Ben]

Here's what's really funny:

If any current Marvel could match the sales figures of these Monster issues they would top the list of any modern monthly sales report.  

[Get Marwood & I]

5 hours ago, Unca Ben said:

Here's what's really funny:

If any current Marvel could match the sales figures of these Monster issues they would top the list of any modern monthly sales report.  

Indeed. They are two completely different things though, old and new comics, from completely ages. Drop this comment into the "Marvel's Falling Sales" thread Unc, and you might reignite World War ChucKav!  ? 

[Get Marwood & I]

"Now Daphne, when I said "did you turn the gas off" and you said "yes dear, of course I did" were you either a) telling me the truth, and our house has just exploded for reasons unknown, or b) lying out of your fat ugly face because you in fact did not turn the gas off and that is why our f****** house has just exploded?"

"Oh Dave!"

[Get Marwood & I]

"Now, Barry, just run me through your career experience one last time would you? You have actually piloted a ship this big before, haven't you?"

"Look, I parked it didn't I? What's your problem? I parked the boat and nobody died. I think we both know what this is really about don't we Malcolm."

[Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet]

On ‎4‎/‎17‎/‎2017 at 9:48 AM, Marwood & I said:

"Now, Barry, just run me through your career experience one last time would you? You have actually piloted a ship this big before, haven't you?"

"Look, I parked it didn't I? What's your problem? I parked the boat and nobody died. I think we both know what this is really about don't we Malcolm."

"What??  I distinctly remember you saying The Palace...geez...ok, ok, which building DID you want it on top of?"

[Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet]

On ‎4‎/‎17‎/‎2017 at 9:27 AM, Marwood & I said:

"Now Daphne, when I said "did you turn the gas off" and you said "yes dear, of course I did" were you either a) telling me the truth, and our house has just exploded for reasons unknown, or b) lying out of your fat ugly face because you in fact did not turn the gas off and that is why our f****** house has just exploded?"

"Oh Dave!"

"Honey, I'm starting to worry about what's going to happen to our house on White Mountain at noon..."

[Ken Aldred]

 

Isn't this the one about a gigantic monster that's been sleeping under the city for aeons but, shortly before fully waking up, he experiences a particularly common male excitation issue, the result of which is that half the city gets punched out of the way? It's the 50s, and so in order to get the book Code-approved the effect had to be censored by the addition of a pair of extremely large, monster-size, black boxer shorts.  

But, you still know what's happening.

Edited April 19, 2017 by Ken Aldred

[Jeffro.]

On 4/17/2017 at 10:48 AM, Marwood & I said:

"Now, Barry, just run me through your career experience one last time would you? You have actually piloted a ship this big before, haven't you?"

"Look, I parked it didn't I? What's your problem? I parked the boat and nobody died. I think we both know what this is really about don't we Malcolm."

I didn't realize that building codes from this era required the structural integrity to support an ocean liner perched atop.

Edited April 19, 2017 by Jerkfro

[Get Marwood & I]

I fought Colossus and Co-lossus won,

I fought Colossus and Co-lossus won!

[Get Marwood & I]

 

 

"THE DOOR THAT WOULDN'T OPEN!"

"HAD A BIG HOLE IN IT."

"THAT YOU COULD LEAN THROUGH."

"TO OPEN IT....."

"We haven't thought this one through have we Barry?"

[Get Marwood & I]

"Groove is in the heaaaart, yay-yay-yay-yeah" 

[Ken Aldred]

Never noticed it before, but take the horns away and he looks quite similar to The Abomination.

[Get Marwood & I]

"IT'S--HIM!! HE KNOWS I'M HERE!"

"NOT UNDER THERE..."

"HE'LL NEVER STOP TILL HE FINDS ME!"

"....NOT THERE EITHER..."

"HE SEES ME--OH NO! NO!!"

"FOUND YOU! HA HA, HA! YOUR TURN!"

Edited May 17, 2017 by Marwood & I
BD'sC

[Ken Aldred]

He's making it easy for him with all that shouting.

[Get Marwood & I]

"Hmmm. I can't see her staying with him."

[Get Marwood & I]

"Saaaay, has one of you old timers farted in my cab?"

"Certainly not! How dare you! Clarence, speak to the driver!"

"Poooor, Mum that stinks!"

"Careful Peter, you'll knock your Mothers new hat off!"

"You call, that a hat Mister? It looks more like a lamp shade! I'm thinking now it was your old lady that floated the air biscuit in my cab!"

"Oh, Dave!"

"You're sure gonna regret saying that buster! When I get my hands on you I'll - HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF ****, WHAT'S THAT OUT THE WINDOW!"

[tv horror]

Ha ha ha I just got this a few days ago now I can have my fill of silly monsters 

http://www.collectededitions.com/marvel/omnibus/monsterbus_kirby01.html