Silly Monsters (and other goofies) 0

[kav]

Dave-have you even TRIED running from Googam?  He pops up and you just give up and declare him impossible to get away from.  This is not a winning attitude.

[01TheDude]

3 hours ago, Marwood & I said:

"Oops, sorry I broke the window guys - I can see it's not a good time, but I was looking for Goom?"

Goom is a dead beat dad! Pay your child support, you monster!

[Get Marwood & I]

On 18/03/2017 at 8:21 AM, Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet said:

"His very name made mankind giggle"

"Ow, that really hurt! Oww! Stop it! What the hell is wrong with you people!? I'm just looking for Goom!  ARGGH! STOP IT!"

[kav]

didn't these stories always end up a war of the worlds ripoff with the critter having some idiotic weakness?

[Get Marwood & I]

7 minutes ago, kav said:

didn't these stories always end up a war of the worlds ripoff with the critter having some idiotic weakness?

No. They were just all looking for Goom. In a way, I guess we're all just looking for Goom....

[kav]

No one ever just asked these monsters what do you WANT?  That would have cleared things up 99% of the time.  Usually they wanted something simple.

[Get Marwood & I]

2 minutes ago, kav said:

No one ever just asked these monsters what do you WANT?  That would have cleared things up 99% of the time.  Usually they wanted something simple.

Yes. They was looking for f****** GOOM! ?

[kav]

No sometimes they wanted to rent a room from Muggins

[Get Marwood & I]

I'm truly wasting my time here. 

[kav]

Thats exactly how the monsters felt

[Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet]

3 hours ago, Marwood & I said:

"Ow, that really hurt! Oww! Stop it! What the hell is wrong with you people!? I'm just looking for Goom!  ARGGH! STOP IT!"

"Look, the huge missiles have no effect!  Let's shoot at him with our revolvers!"

[Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet]

3 hours ago, kav said:

No one ever just asked these monsters what do you WANT?  That would have cleared things up 99% of the time.  Usually they wanted something simple.

I'm sure more than a few of them were simply looking for vowels.

[ADAMANTIUM]

2 minutes ago, Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet said:

"Look, the huge missiles have no effect!  Let's shoot at him with our revolvers!"

The missles look like when they explode there will be some human fatalities there so close.... !!

Edited April 15, 2017 by ADAMANTIUM

[Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet]

Just now, ADAMANTIUM said:

The missles look like when they explode there will be some human fatalities there so close.... !!

A small price to pay for the elimination of such a threat to mankind...except, of course, they don't work because nothing humans can do to these things ever seems to.

[Get Marwood & I]

8 hours ago, kav said:

Thats exactly how the monsters felt

Indeed. Best way to get rid of them is to hand them a laptop and ask them to post something on these boards Kav 

They'll go back to Zardog 5 quicker than a quick thing...

[Get Marwood & I]

On 18/03/2017 at 7:24 AM, Dr.Fate'sFullHelmet said:

These people are really quite fatalistic.

"Why do they keep trying to resist Shagg?? Only a miracle can stop his attack!!"

"Why don't we surrender! No one can defeat the monster! All mankind is helpless before Shagg!"

"Come on guys, you know this building doesn't meet regulations and it's coming down whether you like it or not. Don't pretend you didn't get the letters, that won't wash with me. And you two, jumping out the window. Put some pants on, you're embarrassing yourselves."

[Ken Aldred]

Rommbu's thinking...

'Look, isn't it obvious that I'm a member of my planet's Ben Grimm Fan Club? I'm even in my Thing cosplay outfit.  All I've come here for is his autograph, so what's the bloody problem?

[Get Marwood & I]

11 minutes ago, Ken Aldred said:

Rommbu's thinking...

'Look, isn't it obvious that I'm a member of my planet's Ben Grimm Fan Club? I'm even in my Thing cosplay outfit.  All I've come here for is his autograph, so what's the bloody problem?

 

Maybe that's what we should do to all cosplayers Ken 

[Get Marwood & I]

 

"Back...stay back!! I order you!! You must obey me!! Stop!! You don't know what you're doing!"

"I'll tell you what I'm doing pal. Trying to keep me f****** hands warm. Do you know how cold it is being stuck down here all day with them three?"

Edited April 15, 2017 by Marwood & I

[Get Marwood & I]

"THE THING HAS US TRAPPED!! THERE'S NO PLACE TO RUN!"

"I see you! He-he, heh, heh. I see you! He, heh-heh, heh, heh. I see you!"