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[Bugaboo-migration]

Bug, you're referring to the water cooler. That's the demilitarized zone -- parties from both sides there. I'm talking the Baghdad of coinee terriroty: the NGC boards. That's where I'm posting, buddy. You have to boldly go in and take the real estate right out from under them. Didn't Tommy Franks teach you anything, you paper-? Now go in there and fight, dagnabbit.

Ahh....my bad.....I saw your post in the water cooler and thought that's what you were talking about.

 

Paper-? ..........better that than a closet Democrap.

 

Ok......I'm off to start some fights.

 

Wait just a second...........What the?........Where the hell is that smell coming from?..........Dammit Helga, it's coming from your coin.

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

Helga! I come from the front with baaad news! We have been sold out like silver Morgans! I discovered TWO of our own up there carousing with the enemy!

[Helga-migration]

I saw them as well, anti-Khaos. But I realized that it was possible they were spying. We know the Special Ops are there, we just didn't know who. This might be the big clue.

 

Helga

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

We know the Special Ops are there, we just didn't know who. This might be the big clue.

 

I don't know, Agent Pov's tale of his childhood coin collecting sent chills down my spine. It was all just a tiny bit tooooo convincing.

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

HELGA! I've successfully bumped you back down to 1 star!

[Bugaboo-migration]

Uhhh......Special Agent Bug reporting in with some intelligence about the possible traitors. Did you guys happen to notice that Povs post in the coinee forum is from last year and hammers post there is two months old?

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

Holy cats. They really ARE double agents! But not OUR double agents! That makes them Double Agents with a Twist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bugaboo-migration]

Quick......break out the fast acting suicide pills......I can't handle the stress any longer.

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

I ate mine three weeks ago. Remind me again of why we didn't invest in the fast-acting ones?

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

Okay, so the first wave failed. Miserably. The problem seems to be that there is no one awake up there right now. We need to come back during high-traffic periods for coinees. Anyone have any idea when their high-traffic periods are?

[Helga-migration]

Anyone have any idea when their high-traffic periods are?

 

At the "quarter" hour?

 

Helga

[Mouse-migration]

BOO ! ! !

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

Oh man, war really IS hell!

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

HEY! You have TWO special titles! All I....... er, MajorKhaos wants is "Catastrophically Something" (what was that second word?). Dang Architect. ARCHITECT OF MY ... ER, MAJORKHAOS' INTENSE DISSATISFACTION WITH HIS CURRENT TITLE IS WHAT YOU ARE!

[Helga-migration]

Oh man, war really IS hell!

 

"Buck" up, Soldier!

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

You keep this up and I'm going to start to think you're taking us down from the inside!

[Helga-migration]

Just practicing for the big battle. No one can fight a truly horrendous pun. They are weapons of mass destruction -- you can tell by all the groaning.

 

Helga

[I_Am_Not_Khaos-migration]

Indeed! I am cringing as we speak!

 

[Zonker]

HEL-- (ya don't mind if I call you 'Hel' do you?)

 

Agree with your assessment re: Water Cooler. A barren wasteland. We could drive the coiness to ground there, but what's the point? We've owned that territory before up until the foul mercenary hoards from PCGS arrived.

 

A second front in US Coins is needed. I saw evidence of Delta force raids in a couple of threads. The "Coin Luv pt 2" satire would be funny except it was started by a coinee and is apparently legit (and therefore somewhat pathetic).

 

So, as the day shift, I'll take the point. All you Left coasters take it from there-- I'll check back tonight.

 

Hoo-ha.

Z.

[Zonker]

HEL--

 

It is done. A poll is included, so reinforcements will be needed.

 

Will check back under cover of darkness.

 

Hoo-hah.

Z.