Final Dark Knight Rises trailer hits the webs....

[JiveTurkeyMoFo]

Is this the new anti-women thread?

 

No, and I apologize for disparaging Dame Hathaway. She is a smart, articulate woman, and a fine actress. I'll leave it at that.

[JiveTurkeyMoFo]

She's been taking her clothes off quite a bit in her recent films. Which is unfortunate, because from the neck down, she's really not much to look at.

 

Huh? Aside from up top, she's got just about my ideal proportions with those long, lovely curves. I'm guessing you're one of those super-hippy-Kim-Kardashian-kind of guys?

 

Anne's body looks, just, well, flimsy. How would it be possible for her to lift and throw a piece of heavy furniture at me while I'm reciting Klingon Love Poetry?

 

It's very feminine. That's what it's supposed to look like.

 

 

If by feminine you mean twig-like with plenty of sag front and back, then OK.

 

Society has forgotten what real women look like.

 

In fact, there was such a back lash in Hollywood over plastic surgery that for a while they had trouble finding woman who looked natural.

 

I'll take mine real , soft and feminine.

 

You can have greggy's hard plastic blow up doll.

 

 

I'm trying to think of something more frightening then sloppy seconds from Greggy's Blow-Up doll.

 

Hmm...a North Korean prison for political subversives is pretty close, but that's about it.

[Comicopolis]

Greggy has a Blow-Up doll?

[davidpg]

...and I forgot rule #1:

 

[VintageComics]

...and I forgot rule #1:

 

 

She's actually lost a lot of weight, (probably due to image and Hollywood pressure) much like Scar Jo and Jennifer Connelly have over the past few years. She was quite voluptuous at one point I think.

 

 

 

 

[Dr. Balls]

The notion that a woman's body was shaped in such a manner because of her ability to bear children was probably made appealing due to primal instincts that we (mostly men) have in us to procreate.

 

Yep. But I'll go out on a limb and suggest that societies version of the sexy woman cranking out babies has changed in the past 500 years.

 

 

Actually, most societies would consider her hot and attractive. That's just a bad shot.

 

Mind you nothing compares to a photoshopped, plastic chested bimbette that looks like she was just pulled from a 16 year old's wet dream.

 

 

Just for the record, Brit is still hot. But she needs to ditch the Wal-mart costume when she goes out. Paparazzi is everywhere!

[Dr. Balls]

Let's throw this one out there

 

[comix4fun]

Let's throw this one out there

 

 

 

 

 

ACK!!!!! "OOMPA LOOMPA" is NOT a natural skin tone!!!!

 

 

 

[fantastic_four]

Anne's body looks, just, well, flimsy. How would it be possible for her to lift and throw a piece of heavy furniture at me while I'm reciting Klingon Love Poetry?

 

Don't really know what you mean by "flimsy". She's not a member of the starve yourself, waaaay-too-skinny crew...she's a great weight for her height and frame and looks to be nowhere close to underweight. Got a frame of reference, another actress, who you think is less "flimsy?" I don't hit women with sticks or throw bowling balls at them, so being non-flimsy isn't something I've ever paid attention to.

 

[TeddieMercede]

Kickboxer is a great movie.

[TupennyConan]

I love Anne Hathaway.

[A-DONIS]

Car? What car?

[Ogami]

Haven't read the thread yet, but thought I would post my prediction.

 

Financially, Avengers destroys DKR.

 

Narratively, Batman dies and is replaced by Joseph G. Levy as the new Batman.

 

You heard it here first; or fortieth. It is the internet, afterall.

 

[Ogami]

Ok, read the thread.

 

Only thing to add, I wish they made a version of the second Batman movie with only Heath's scenes. I'd pay fifteen bucks to watch a fifteen minute Joker Edition Batman 2. The rest of that movie was cra.p.

[rockman2008]

Haven't read the thread yet, but thought I would post my prediction.

 

Financially, Avengers destroys DKR.

 

Narratively, Batman dies and is replaced by Joseph G. Levy as the new Batman.

 

You heard it here first; or fortieth. It is the internet, afterall.

 

I will bookmark your post and revisit it a few months down the line.

[comix4fun]

Ok, read the thread.

 

Only thing to add, I wish they made a version of the second Batman movie with only Heath's scenes. I'd pay fifteen bucks to watch a fifteen minute Joker Edition Batman 2. The rest of that movie was cra.p.

 

 

 

Watching a few movies I have had the same thought.

 

Just the battle scenes in return of the king.

 

Just Michael fassbender's scenes in x-men first class.

 

Etc.

[Chip Cataldo]

Ok, read the thread.

Just Michael fassbender's scenes in x-men first class.

 

QFT and a big +1. He OWNED that movie.

 

Can't wait to see him in Prometheus.

 

Peace,

 

Chip

[Cyclops]

Selina: "You should be as afraid of him as I am".

 

The implication is she's talking about Bane. I wonder if she could be talking about Ra's...

[BaltimoreLauren]

I'm not going to read the entire thread. Sorry but TL:DR.

 

I have a feeling Catwoman might take over as the new Gotham "hero" after Batman is "dead" in this movie. She's such a great anti hero in the comic, why not use that angle here?

 

I have a feeling Alfred or Bruce die in this movie.

 

Everything I've seen so far looks ~*awesome*~. Will it be as good as TDK? I don't know, since that movie was pretty amazing. I have a feeling it will do better financially than Avengers tho.

[Ogami]

Ok, read the thread.

 

Only thing to add, I wish they made a version of the second Batman movie with only Heath's scenes. I'd pay fifteen bucks to watch a fifteen minute Joker Edition Batman 2. The rest of that movie was cra.p.

 

 

 

Watching a few movies I have had the same thought.

 

Just the battle scenes in return of the king.

 

Just Michael fassbender's scenes in x-men first class.

 

Etc.

 

Or Fassbender's long dong in...

 

oh wait.

 

Where's the edit button on this thing?

 

I just got off the phone with Park and I'm now dumber.

 

(trees)