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Funny book of the year

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G.A.tor

G.A.tor

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Yeah, that's a great one!

(tsk) this is a golden age forum :makepoint:

 

apologies were made when the book was posted, mr. stickler.

you expect me to excuse you with that weak excuse lol
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walclark

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yes; yes i do.
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buncha wimps!

 

Counselor: "Your Honor, I realize this evidence is completely inadmissable, so allow me to apolgize in advance."

 

Judge: "Well, Mr. Parker, since you apologized, I'm going to allow it."

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Flex Mentallo

Flex Mentallo

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yes; yes i do.
fair enough (thumbs u

 

buncha wimps!

 

Counselor: "Your Honor, I realize this evidence is completely inadmissable, so allow me to apolgize in advance."

 

Judge: "Well, Mr. Parker, since you apologized, I'm going to allow it."

 

That's another way to put it! lol

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Straw-Man

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yes; yes i do.
fair enough (thumbs u

 

buncha wimps!

 

Counselor: "Your Honor, I realize this evidence is completely inadmissable, so allow me to apolgize in advance."

 

Judge: "Well, Mr. Parker, since you apologized, I'm going to allow it."

 

judge: "mr. parker, your esteemed adversary avers your evidence is completely inadmissable; what do you have in reply to that contention?"

 

straw-man: "judge, the howlers of the title are figthing in a war that some would argue DEFINED the golden age--i believe it's probative.

 

judge: "mr. parker, i am persuaded; it will go to the weight. and i hope, in light of your obvious brilliance, that your client is paying you a high enough hourly rate."

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Flex Mentallo

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yes; yes i do.
fair enough (thumbs u

 

buncha wimps!

 

Counselor: "Your Honor, I realize this evidence is completely inadmissable, so allow me to apolgize in advance."

 

Judge: "Well, Mr. Parker, since you apologized, I'm going to allow it."

 

judge: "mr. parker, your esteemed adversary avers your evidence is completely inadmissable; what do you have in reply to that contention?"

 

straw-man: "judge, the howlers of the title are figthing in a war that some would argue DEFINED the golden age--i believe it's probative.

 

judge: "mr. parker, i am persuaded; it will go to the weight. and i hope, in light of your obvious brilliance, that your client is paying you a high enough hourly rate."

 

We appreciate your analytical objectivity and professional detachment. How much do we owe you?

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Straw-Man

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yes; yes i do.
fair enough (thumbs u

 

buncha wimps!

 

Counselor: "Your Honor, I realize this evidence is completely inadmissable, so allow me to apolgize in advance."

 

Judge: "Well, Mr. Parker, since you apologized, I'm going to allow it."

 

judge: "mr. parker, your esteemed adversary avers your evidence is completely inadmissable; what do you have in reply to that contention?"

 

straw-man: "judge, the howlers of the title are figthing in a war that some would argue DEFINED the golden age--i believe it's probative.

 

judge: "mr. parker, i am persuaded; it will go to the weight. and i hope, in light of your obvious brilliance, that your client is paying you a high enough hourly rate."

 

We appreciate your analytical objectivity and professional detachment. How much do we owe you?

 

you still got that terrific 5?

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Flex Mentallo

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yes; yes i do.
fair enough (thumbs u

 

buncha wimps!

 

Counselor: "Your Honor, I realize this evidence is completely inadmissable, so allow me to apolgize in advance."

 

Judge: "Well, Mr. Parker, since you apologized, I'm going to allow it."

 

judge: "mr. parker, your esteemed adversary avers your evidence is completely inadmissable; what do you have in reply to that contention?"

 

straw-man: "judge, the howlers of the title are figthing in a war that some would argue DEFINED the golden age--i believe it's probative.

 

judge: "mr. parker, i am persuaded; it will go to the weight. and i hope, in light of your obvious brilliance, that your client is paying you a high enough hourly rate."

 

We appreciate your analytical objectivity and professional detachment. How much do we owe you?

 

you still got that terrific 5?

 

lol Yes but I'll have to owe you the rest!

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