The umpire is calling strikes..................

[awakeintheashes]

If anyone hasn't checked out the annual Deadspin Name of the Year brackets, I encourage you to do so. Here is a link to the 2014 bracket.

 

Name Of The Year 2014 Final: Shamus Beaglehole Vs. Chillie Poon

 

These are real names, folks.

 

Pretty funny......kinda sad.

 

.... Shitavious

Dr. Loki Skylizard and Chubacca Hung are two of my favorites.

[seanfingh]

If anyone hasn't checked out the annual Deadspin Name of the Year brackets, I encourage you to do so. Here is a link to the 2014 bracket.

 

Name Of The Year 2014 Final: Shamus Beaglehole Vs. Chillie Poon

 

These are real names, folks.

 

Pretty funny......kinda sad.

 

.... Shitavious

 

The Colts had a wideout named Craphonso Thorpe.

[Jeffro.]

If anyone hasn't checked out the annual Deadspin Name of the Year brackets, I encourage you to do so. Here is a link to the 2014 bracket.

 

Name Of The Year 2014 Final: Shamus Beaglehole Vs. Chillie Poon

 

These are real names, folks.

 

Pretty funny......kinda sad.

 

.... Shitavious

 

The Colts had a wideout named Craphonso Thorpe.

 

Holy Craphonso! They really did!

[JAM_NYC]

There's a young woman at a convenience store I frequent who's name is "Lovely". Not a bad name by any means, but draws many comments from customers.

Does she work at a 7-11? Because if she does, what's up neighbor-ino!

[chrisco37]

Guy at Sheetz has a nametag "Skelator". I don't think that's his name.

[Green]

Guy at Sheetz has a nametag "Skelator". I don't think that's his name.

[wardevil0]

A few years ago I briefly worked with a lady named "Leukemia." I can only assume her parents heard the word and thought it was pretty but never looked up what it meant.

[porcupine48]

The name game anyone?

[Thomas Nielsen]

[Buzzetta]

I'd like to change my name to Marc Spiderman

 

But it would be pronounced like other similar last names...friedman, Silberman, why not Spiderman

 

Sounds good to me.

 

 

That's Marc "Spiederman" not "Spider-man", please don't embarrass yourself.

 

You could have a lot of fun with that Marc.

[Prince Namor]

I hired a waitress who's real name was Candy Kane.

When she eventually started dancing she went by 'Nova'.

[thirdgreenham]

That's funny!

[Psithyrus]

I have customers that are named,get this!

Phouc Yu

Carlo Fagas

True,all true.

 

I had a neighbor in college named Porn Tip.

[jsilverjanet]

I hired a waitress who's real name was Candy Kane.

When she eventually started dancing she went by 'Nova'.

 

 

I'm now an even bigger fan of you

[porcupine48]

Phuoc Yu guys!!

[porcupine48]

Coke Zero out the nose...AGAIN!

[ChrisInBaltimore]

I worked with a girl whose name was Chastity. Before the age of 20, she had 4 kids all by different fathers, I believe. She'd also picked up a bad meth habit along the way too though.

 

The name was rather ironic

[ttfitz]

True story:

 

My friend was doing roll call on the first day of school. Came across a name spelled: L-a

 

Pronounced: Ladasha

 

Hey, my daughter knows someone with that same name!

D.C. area?

 

Yes! Woodbridge. Same girl?

[ComicConnoisseur]

I worked with a girl whose name was Chastity. Before the age of 20, she had 4 kids all by different fathers, I believe. She'd also picked up a bad meth habit along the way too though.

 

The name was rather ironic

I once knew a lady named Wanda Welcome! Rumor was she lived up to her name.

[Ogami]

I knew a guy who named his sons Jesus Christ and Damnitt.