Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven was not one to shy away from inviting himself to the party. My daughter overheard Kraven wanted to go and decided to make him look good for the wedding. Kraven made it clear he did not like the color pink - my daughter had other plans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven protested saying he looked "amazing" and didn't need the facade of makeup and fine clothes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 My daughter thought otherwise and decided to wash Kraven's hair and use her nail dryer to spiff him up. Kraven was not amused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven had endured enough and decided it was time to play smash up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven was once again triumphant and would allow no creature to reign over him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 I told Kraven to settle down and go take a nap. He agreed he probably needed a little extra sleep. I decided to leave for the wedding while Kraven napped, but he apparently had other plans and was waiting at the front door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 When we arrived, I made it clear to Kraven that he was to behave and any missteps would be swiftly dealt with. Kraven and I hit the bar and had a few, and he seemed to relax. The bar at the venue was gorgeous, 200 years old, hand carved and imported. A little advice: be sure to tip the bartender and the staff well, it'll go a long way. I spent at least two bills tipping and there was no shortage of outstanding service... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven and I had a great time at the wedding, and he was ever behaved the entire time. Kraven was also a hit with the ladies and could dance like you wouldn't believe. It was quite a night! In all seriousness, this was a pretty special wedding. My brother-in-law has terminal cancer and had been through trials and tribulations the last couple of years, including a nasty divorce from a viper of a woman. Two years ago he was told he wouldn't make it through the year, yet he's still going. This was a fairy tale wedding for him and his new wife and I was honored to be his best man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Today was great. I slept like a baby and slept in! As I mentioned before, this is a rarity for me and I'm usually running on 5 to 6 hours of sleep (sometimes less) during my work week. My kids wanted to go out for a while so we loaded up to go out to lunch and buy a new toy for dad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAHokie Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Best wishes to him on his special day and future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 There was a new sub shop that opened and we decided to try it out. My son is the king of sandwiches Kraven thought this place looked pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 The sandwiches were indeed tasty, much better than the other places in town. Kraven and I agreed that Subway was pure , and Firehouse blew Subway away. But there was something that changed Kraven's mood very quickly... Why was he so frequently seeing signs of heroes wherever he went? He was quickly reminded that the heroes were coming...or were they already here??? He'd have to check his calendar when he got home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Since I had a new toy to buy, I found the perfect place that would help calm Kraven down and would also serve my shopping needs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 This place was full of taxidermy and Kraven decided to share his hunting and survival knowledge with us. "You can survive a week just off the nuts of this one," Kraven explained, with a wild look in his eyes. Kraven said they contained the right balance of fat and protein. My kids laughed out loud... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven was feeling right at home, telling us how he had killed every animal we saw in the store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven pointed out this particular creature was one of the most fearsome prey he'd ever hunted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven said he was looking forward to Thanksgiving at my home. While Kraven's stay had been an experience, I had not yet told him my plan to dump him in California in a few short weeks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 It was time to take a break from Kraven's tales and buy what I had come for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven told us he was so in tune and close to nature that he once mediated a squabble over a carcass between a large brown bear and a black bear. I wondered if Kraven's mediation skills might be of use here on the boards, as the bickering seemed to be getting out of hand. I quickly dismissed the idea, as man was a completely different kind of creature... Can't we all just get along? Probably not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
