Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven told us he'd killed a polar bear with a similar knife during a whiteout that killed his hunting party. Kraven was certainly in his element, and this seemed to be just the trick to distract him from his obsession with the heroes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 While Kraven was a purist in terms of hunting, using only the weapons of the jungle, his knowledge of firearms was fascinating. Kraven quickly gave us a history of the evolution of the shotgun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven was quick to point out how dangerous wolverines were in the wild...wolverine? Isn;t that name of a hero??? I quickly suggested we have a treat from the fudge bar my kids had pointed out to me. Kraven seemed to snap out of whatever trance he was in and said that sounded good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 While I passed, aside from a small sample of red velvet, Kraven and my kids devoured fudge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Afterwards, Kraven reenacted the time he said he fought off a great white shark after his ship sank in the middle of the ocean. Kraven said he had to swim twenty-five miles back to shore with one good arm while dragging the shark back. Kraven somehow sounded believable until he said he beat a whale to death with he shark carcass and sank a SHIELD helicarrier with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR.X Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 wow, I never knew rainbow trout grew so big. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 While Kraven was one of the greatest hunters in the world, he said the only creature he would never harm was a dog. Kraven got an instant pass from me. How could anyone be cruel to a dog outside of Cujo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR.X Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 It was time to take a break from Kraven's tales and buy what I had come for... I picked up a new toy there last week myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Kraven also told us about the time he had to climb two miles up the side of a mountain to escape a tribe of cannibals, later using a large boulder at the top to trigger an avalanche that killed the tribe off. Kraven was the hunter, not the hunted. Ever. With that, we headed home to hang out for a relaxing evening of BBQing and hanging out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 It was time to take a break from Kraven's tales and buy what I had come for... I picked up a new toy there last week myself. I picked up a fantastic one to add to my collection. Think I'll take Kraven out to true it up with the optical I got. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DR.X Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 It was time to take a break from Kraven's tales and buy what I had come for... I picked up a new toy there last week myself. I picked up a fantastic one to add to my collection. Think I'll take Kraven out to true it up with the optical I got. You'll have to let him run some rounds through it too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 It was time to take a break from Kraven's tales and buy what I had come for... I picked up a new toy there last week myself. I picked up a fantastic one to add to my collection. Think I'll take Kraven out to true it up with the optical I got. You'll have to let him run some rounds through it too. I think Kraven and I have a date with some Tannerite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 (edited) Best wishes to him on his special day and future! Thank you! My brother is trucking right along. Kraven is also doing great and having a good time! Edited July 4, 2016 by Designer Toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senormac Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Afterwards, Kraven reenacted the time he said he fought off a great white shark after his ship sank in the middle of the ocean. Kraven said he had to swim twenty-five miles back to shore with one good arm while dragging the shark back. Kraven somehow sounded believable until he said he beat a whale to death with he shark carcass and sank a SHIELD helicarrier with it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azkaban Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Congrats to you, Kraven and your brother-in-law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCarter27 Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 It was time to take a break from Kraven's tales and buy what I had come for... I picked up a new toy there last week myself. I picked up a fantastic one to add to my collection. Think I'll take Kraven out to true it up with the optical I got. You'll have to let him run some rounds through it too. I think Kraven and I have a date with some Tannerite. Hopefully, Kraven gets to California soon where he can show his support for the recent gun regulations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 It was time to take a break from Kraven's tales and buy what I had come for... I picked up a new toy there last week myself. I picked up a fantastic one to add to my collection. Think I'll take Kraven out to true it up with the optical I got. You'll have to let him run some rounds through it too. I think Kraven and I have a date with some Tannerite. Hopefully, Kraven gets to California soon where he can show his support for the recent gun regulations. I don;t think Kraven is a big fan of guns. All the years of hunting with traditional and sometimes ancient weapons has proved more a challenge to Kraven than the modern technology of firearms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Congrats to you, Kraven and your brother-in-law Thanks! My brother-in-law is a good guy who deserved to find a great woman and some happiness. He's been through a lot and still has a lot to deal with, but he's the happiest I've seen him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer Toast Posted July 4, 2016 Share Posted July 4, 2016 Anyone think that Kraven and fireworks are a good idea? guess we'll find out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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