Sony's MORBIUS THE LIVING VAMPIRE starring Jared Leto (2022) 4 4

[Gatsby77]

[D84]

On 3/26/2022 at 8:31 AM, Gatsby77 said:

I think they ate some special mushrooms before the screening.

[musicmeta]

On 3/26/2022 at 1:47 AM, Larryw7 said:

Maybe I can afford to get a Spidey 101 again.

Well if early indications prove true...Yes!  I'm hanging onto mine regardless.  

[Randall Dowling]

On 3/26/2022 at 1:47 AM, Larryw7 said:

Maybe I can afford to get a Spidey 101 again.

This is my hope as well. 

In other good news, expectations are being set so low that one could walk right over the bar without ever noticing it was there.  That's usually a good thing.  

[paperheart]

24 hours until the review embargo lifts; 100% probability this is more entertaining than the movie

[paperheart]

shocked, i say, shocked + the reverse Mick Lasalle (for further confirmation)

[Bosco685]

Here we go!

6.0/10 overall

[Bosco685]

38/100% overall

[Bosco685]

Dogshyt overall! 

[Bosco685]

Stream it - no theater time needed

[Bosco685]

Dang it!

[AnthonyTheAbyss]

On 3/30/2022 at 7:35 PM, Bosco685 said:

Dang it!

Yeah, most of the reviews I've seen are pretty harsh...except Grace.  She liked it.  But most of the reviewers I watch where my taste aligns to a majority of their picks had nothing but negative things to say about it.

 

***I'll see what the general public says after the weekend but doesn't look good

[Gatsby77]

Rotten Tomatoes is currently at 20% based on 66 reviews.

That's worse than Batman v Superman's 29%.

[theCapraAegagrus]

I'd like to see critic/audience scores based off of the UE someday.

Will this even be streamed anywhere? Is Let There Be Carnage available to stream? I'll give this an attempt at home, but much like Venom 2, I have no interest in paying explicitly to see this.

Edited March 31, 2022 by theCapraAegagrus

[paperheart]

On 3/31/2022 at 3:42 AM, Gatsby77 said:

Rotten Tomatoes is currently at 20% based on 66 reviews.

That's worse than Batman v Superman's 29%.

but they only wasted $75 million making the thing- so it's a big win for Sony & cinema

[Gatsby77]

Now 18% with 84 reviews in.

Still a ways to go to catch Jonah Hex.

[paperheart]

On 3/31/2022 at 8:46 AM, Gatsby77 said:

Now 18% with 84 reviews in.

Still a ways to go to catch Jonah Hex.

[Beige]

Grade: D-

Continuing its ransacking of the Spider-Man portion of the Marvel comics catalogue to fashion a MCU-style conveyer belt of superhero features, Sony follows up its dreadful “Venom” series with an origin story for another villain turned antihero, the “Living Vampire” Morbius, an obscure character introduced in print in the seventies that has appeared sporadically since.  He’s a fellow tortured by a self-inflicted curse, but his anguish is nothing compared to the pain this terrible movie inflicts on the audience.   

Edited March 31, 2022 by Beige

[Gatsby77]

[bentbryan]

Oh well. I really didn’t have high hopes for this but I’ll see it at some point. Until then….bring on the memes!!!